Is Global Climate DisruptionTM Real? Is the Pope Catholic?


Posted On: Monday - September 11th 2017 2:52PM MST
In Topics: 
  Commies  Lefty MegaStupidity  Global Climate Stupidity  So-called Pope Francis

Oh, bottom line you? Sure: Not hardly, and there's no freakin' tellin' anymore.

Who has 2 thumbs (up his ass) and thinks he's omniscient? This guy!.....V



(taken from NEAR Venezuela (Cartagena, Colombia), but not IN Venezuela, as Venezuela is in a "grave crisis" so needs a prayer service - no talk about rounding up, shooting, and pushing the Commies into a ditch yet - wonder why? Possibly, the PAPAL PLANE did some chandelles and crazy eights OVER Venezuala to, you know, pray a bit closer by.)

Is the Pope Catholic? See, now you used to hear that expression a lot. "Hey, do you think I should park the car somewhere right away, since my oil pressure light is on?" "Is the Pope Catholic?" That meant, "of course, yes." How should we phrase it now? "Do you think we're going to get wet here in Tampa, Florida today?" "C'mon, is the Pope a Latin American Commie?" "Yeah, I'd better go ahead and cancel the BBQ."

The Associated Press relates the latest spew outta' the guy they still haven't demoted back down to lay bishop 1st class. Peak Stupidity has opined on the fool before back here and here.

ABOARD THE PAPAL PLANE (AP) -- Pope Francis has sharply criticized climate change doubters, saying history will judge those who failed to take the necessary decisions to curb heat-trapping emissions blamed for the warming of the Earth.

Francis was asked about climate change and the spate of hurricanes that have pummeled the U.S., Mexico and the Caribbean recently as his charter plane left Colombia on Sunday and flew over some of the devastated areas.

"Those who deny this must go to the scientists and ask them. They speak very clearly," he said, referring to experts who blame global warming on man-made activities.
OK, let's start at the beginning - If you believe this Global Climate DisruptionTM nonsense, why ARE you traveling around the world in the PAPAL PLANE, vs using electronic methods to communicate with your flock of sheep ? Ask a scientist how to do this, any of 'em. They speak very clearly, precisely one might say, but precise does not mean accurate. We've been through this here on Peak Stupidity in a whole series on GCD, especially the climate modeling aspect under - see the topic-key linked to above, and even facetiously on our "About" page.

I think this guy is not only a Commie fool but pretty far off the Catholic religion when he talks about who "history will judge". Who knows what history will say, as it is written by the winners, whether they were righteous or not. For his flock, he should be worried about who will be judged by God, especially for not seeking the truth (the "Word")

For those who have denied climate change, or delayed actions to counter it, he responded with an Old Testament saying: "Man is stupid."

"When you don't want to see, you don't see," he said.
Now, the question in my mind, seeing as we nothing if not generous here at Peak Stupidity, is did Commie Francis say this nonsense before or after he busted his face on a part of the (Eco-, I hope) PopeMobile? Yes, man is stupid, and men with head injuries are stupider still. I really can't find that "Man is Stupid" quote in the Old Testament, but then I have the King James version, not the Revised Premier Lenin Eco-version, with the forward by Salvador Allende.

I can quote another passage that quotes Jesus in the New Testament, that goes like "Thou hypocrite, first cast out the piece of PopeMobile fiberglass beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the unfinished climate modeling paper mote out of thy brother's eye.”



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The "Concept" album - what a concept!


Posted On: Saturday - September 9th 2017 7:34PM MST
In Topics: 
  Music  Movies

In answer to a question by a commenter, I brought up the old idea of the concept album from back in the heyday of good rock and pop music. Both words of this term are kind of ancient, as not so much music nowadays is bought in the form of albums, or bought PERIOD, if my habits are not uncommon. The first word, "concept" applied to albums in which all or most of the songs together told a story, or at least fit together well (in terms of lyrics).

Hey, this post is going to sound like some parts in the John Cussack movie "High Fidelity", I guess. If you've seen it, you know what I mean, and if not, go download it now or take it out from the library. Now, you can finish reading this at your leisure, as "High Fidelity" is a cool movie. I forgot to mention that Jack Black is in it, and that alone makes it good.

Yeah, so top 3 best Concept Albums of all time:

(Only one of the 3 is embedded for reasons explained.)

# 1) Electric Light Orchestra (ELO) – Time: It’s about a man who (possibly in just a dream) gets transported into the future.

The funny thing is, the only hit song on the album is one that is not part of the theme (“Hold on Tight (to your Dreams)“). I’d like to read otherwise, but right now, this is the best concept album of ALL TIME. Jeff Lynne was like some kind of musical genius.

I don't want to repeat music here, so, as TIME was featured here on Peak Stupidity before, I'll also just give the youtube link.


#2) The Moody Blues – Days of Future Passed: It is about the different stages of life. The hit song on it was “Tuesday Afternoon“.

These guys made rock in combination with classical orchestras. Nobody I’ve heard of today has 1/4 of this much creativity.




youtube had to screw up the concept of a full concept album together that I could embed.

(That youtube clip was ripped from a cassette tape, haha, but it sounded OK at a first listen, and that’s better than damn commercials BETWEEN songs - more on this for #3)


#3) Eagles – Desperado: This one has a theme about outlaws and the West.

Most people know the title song and “Tequila Sunrise“, but the whole thing is great – Bernie Leadon has a short banjo instrumental, and all but Bernie (I think) sing lead vocals on various tracks. It was the best album by The Eagles, period.

Here is a link to a series of youtube videos that make this whole album, but with this WARNING that because this one is separate clips in a compilation, even though the songs will play in sequence, you will usually hear commercials at some point between songs, which pretty much RUINS your listening with a concept album. The Eagles have some kind of problem with some of their stuff being up there – I tried to find ANY version of the song “On the Border” for this post from that album with no luck.

Oh, right, usually one does these kind of top-x lists in reverse order, for suspense, just like John Cussack in the movie, Kasey Kasem of "America's Top 40" (if you know who he is, you shouldn't need this post to educate you.), and about every other person. Please remember though, that we are near Peak Stupidity. Good night readers.

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[UPDATED 12/05/20:]
The video is gone, and I had to put a link to the Moody Blues full album Days of Future Passed instead of an embedded video.
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[UPDATED 08/28/21:]
Thanks to commenter Adam Smith for the link to the whole album Days of Future Passed.
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Too many Anchor-Ruskies according to the Lyin' Press


Posted On: Friday - September 8th 2017 7:55AM MST
In Topics: 
  Immigration Stupidity  The Russians  Pundits  Media Stupidity

On Peak Stupidity today: Soviet infiltrator or cute Russian boy? We report and decide.
You read and STFU. ;-}




(Now, see this is what we've talking about - more baby pics for the women readers, that demographic has been a weak spot for us - PS Marketing Department)


Steve Sailer posts on unz his take on from his reading (he reads A LOT!) of this "Daily Beast" article on Russian anchor-babies. I glanced at the article too and see why Sailer has commented. This is a good of the Lyin' Press in action or really inaction, as it is an example of lying by omission.

One paragraph of history first. The 14th Amendment of the US Constitution was passed just after the War of Northern Aggression, and signed only under duress by the Southern states during the occupation called "the Reconstruction". Whatever you think about that last part, the idea of it was to give the freed black slaves the right to vote or participate in politics by making sure it was clear they were US citizens, along with other sections that expanded the jurisdiction of the Feral Government The Amendment was adopted in 1968. The 1st sentence of Section 1 is the only thing involved here in the "anchor-baby" issue, the idea that anyone born in the United States is automatically a citizen:
All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside.
Clear enough. No, read it carefully. The "and subject to the jurisdiction thereof" is the part that is conveniently left out by those who believe the "automatically a citizen" part. Are non-English-speaking Chinese ladies who give birth at a Gay Bay Area hospital subject to the jurisdiction thereof? Of our US Feral Government, are they? What do their passports say about it?

How about Mexican senoras who have just crossed over from Nogales, having already broken the law? If they are not in custody for that crime, I guess they're not. Peak Stupidity has no lawyers that can answer this (or any other) serious question, but Miss Ann Coulter gave a pretty damn good argument that we could not fully follow, and she IS some kind of lawyer (the odd kind, really - the ones trying to give the other 99% a good name).

Alrighty, back to the Lyin' Press - affiliated Daily Beast and their article all worried about a few hundred "Baby Ivans" that have been born lately on Trump property. Ha, kind of ironic I guess, too. They are AGAINST IT! OK, I'm glad these guys have been reading some Ann Coulter or something from a constitutional lawyer not named Øb☭ma. However, here comes the lying by omission as Sailer points out. By a well-known process improved by Peak Stupidity, Inc, called rectal extraction, we reckon that Chinese anchor babies born are at least 3 orders of magnitude (1000 times) more common than these Russians. Most of the Chinese are purposeful events too, as they are just very savvy folk. On the other hand, some of the Latin American anchor-babies may not be planned, and some are, but either way, those numbers are probably another 1/2 order of magnitude higher. Again, rectal-extraction-level numbers here, but this is no small amount in total. These Russian little ones are a drop in the bucket.

Why is this latest drop-in-the-bucket number from the Russians such a big deal? Does every part of the Lyin' Press stick to the narrative of "Russians are Bad, mmmkaay"? This is not 1975. They know that, I think. I believe that the LP has got a bug up their collective ass ONLY from the Russian babies because they just don't like white people to come here.



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Sport Utility Drivers - GET OFF the ROAD ...


Posted On: Friday - September 8th 2017 6:52AM MST
In Topics: 
  Cars  Curmudgeonry

... I mean "GET OFF OF THE ROAD!", or at least, how about "OUT OF MY WAY - IT'S JUST A SMALL SPEEDBUMP, YA PUSSY!" Come on people, I've seen the commercials that got you to buy this land battleship. They show you tearin' ass up the desert hills, wheels treating the 6" rocks like it's pea gravel, making hard turns, spraying dust all over place, with your mountain bikes on top ready to take out and hit the trail act like you're in shape to try to pick up some treehugger chicks.

4-wheel drive, 9 inch ground clearance, 420 max Hp, 460 ft-lb torque at 4,000 rpm ...



yet, you slow down to 2 mph over a 4" high speedbump that my 2-door, 20 year-old Ford sedan handles at 15 mph. Git outta my way!


Really, you've spent the extra 5 - 10 large (OK, medium, nowadays) on that big drivetrain and lots more to have that 7,000 lb. massive machine in general, but it's never been off the road, and you are scared of the speedbumps? Are you the same people who would take your VW microbuses up Pike's Peak, follow The Dead around the country, selling beads and hallucinogens for gas money, living off the somebody's land, climbing up and jumping off 1000' tall radio antennas with one shot at a good chute opening?

Now, baby boomers, you've got the money, or what's left of it, to purchase the big toys, travel all over the land, now that the kids are gone. Yet you're staying on the road going slow as molasses. What happened to you people? Did you get old? Sure, but I thought your generation is different due to Centrum Silver or something.

Please, next time you wake up in the morning, take a few extra Centrum Silvers (or something a big stronger - if you've still got em in the freezer), so you can get outta the way of my 110 Hp beater.



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Texas Flood - You're on your own! and "That's a Cold Shot!"


Posted On: Thursday - September 7th 2017 6:51PM MST
In Topics: 
  Music  Americans  Liberty/Libertarianism

Peak Stupidity may start taking pride in being absolutely untimely in any of our "current events" articles. We may as well, because it seems like articles on current topics seem to get put behind just the general "look at this stupid shit" or "this is how stupid this is" articles. Per Joseph Heller's "Catch 22", perhaps the best thing to do is to take pride in being untimely. Even people who don't watch an hour of TV per week have heard about the flooding in SE Texas from Hurricane Harvey. This was meant to be written about 1 week back. Whatever...

Texas Flood



This post is in no way a disparaging post about Texans, Houstonians in particular, I guess, or anything about this latest natural disaster. It's just a libertarian/federalism thing, I guess, but one time in my life (without using a time machine to go back oh, 6 decades) I'd like to hear the US President, or hell, any Feral government official say "Good luck down there, but it's not our business. We are neither your Daddy or your Mama, so take care of your own problems. We wish you the best."

Hey, this sounds as harsh as something out of an other unreadable Ayn Rand novel, but being a nanny to the US public is not permitted per Bill of Rights Amendment X, plain and simple. Now, I'd sure preface my remarks with some words of sympathy, of course. We can all feel for the good people of Texas, and even more so with another big storm barreling up past Cuba right now. It's just that the American people have drifted so far away from their roots of independence, self-reliance and all that, so maybe it's time for some tough love, even if it's a pretty "Cold Shot":



That's Stevie Ray Vaughan and his band Double Trouble playing "Cold Shot" from the album "Texas Flood" released in 1983. It's an old blues song.

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UPDATE: Ron Paul just chimed in on this. (Well, I just saw it on Unz.com, anyway.)
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It's all Search Engine Optimization nowadays! So, Baizuo, Baizou, Baizou!


Posted On: Wednesday - September 6th 2017 6:16PM MST
In Topics: 
  Websites  Political Correctness  China  ctrl-left

In John Derbyshire's column today on unz.com, he introduced (to Peak Stupidity, anyway) the Chinese term "baizou". Derbyshire links to one Chenchen Zhang, who wrote a comprehensive definition in this article that would definitely include himself in that category. OK, that was all recursive and shit, huh? ;-} Keep in mind that is very hard to translate things word for word between most languages, and worse from Chinese-English, but the term has been applied to the cntrl-left, antifa, PC types of Americans.

It is not a term of endearment, I can tell you. We call these people the "cntrl-left" in general, here at the Peak Stupidity central offices, but Mr. Chenchen's article relates to us that baizou is more derisive than that:
Although the emphasis varies, baizuo is used generally to describe those who “only care about topics such as immigration, minorities, LGBT and the environment” and “have no sense of real problems in the real world”; they are hypocritical humanitarians who advocate for peace and equality only to “satisfy their own feeling of moral superiority”; they are “obsessed with political correctness” to the extent that they “tolerate backwards Islamic values for the sake of multiculturalism”; they believe in the welfare state that “benefits only the idle and the free riders”; they are the “ignorant and arrogant westerners” who “pity the rest of the world and think they are saviours”.

Apart from some anti-hegemonic sentiments, the connotations of ‘white left’ in the Chinese context clearly resemble terms such as ‘regressive liberals’ or ‘libtards’ in the United States. In a way the demonization of the ‘white left’ in Chinese social media may also reflect the resurgence of right-wing populism globally.
Libtard! You gotta love the Chinese for appreciating that term. It has not been used enough here at Peak Stupidity, mostly because we have some sentimental attachment to the term "liberal" in the classical sense, as it used to mean what "libertarian" does now. That notwithstanding, both Libtard and now, Baizuo are hereby approved as terms of art for all purposes at Peak Stupdity. Our lawyers will get going on the paperwork first thing on the morrow.

BTW, I hated to link to Zhang's article, as the rest of it does indeed prove that he is not only a baizuo himself, as noted above, but more of a cntrl-left, libtard, PC Chinamanasshole. But, thanks for the definition, dude.

Here's our point in even putting this post up: Websites need readers, and some of these readers could be from China. It's all about the eyeballs, as we in the BIZ always say at our all-hands, free-pizza meetings. We don't care if we get round eyeballs, slanted eyeballs, hairy eyeballs, or four-eyed eyeballs, just click dammit! Come on guys! It's so simple, do you need a refresher course? It's all Search Engine Optimization nowadays!

P.S. Per, commenter Daniel,Chieh, "In Chinese, baizuo heavily hints of “idiot”(白痴) so the humor is reinforced."

and, when asked for a translation for "useful idiot", writes:

"Most typically: zǒugǒu (走狗) or “lapdog” to express someone who is a foolish toady or collaborator, who is used and later discarded. Literal translation is: “walking dog”, presumably obediently to others."

Thanks, Dan.



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DREAM all you want, but YOU! HAVE! TO! GO! BACK!


Posted On: Wednesday - September 6th 2017 1:10PM MST
In Topics: 
  Immigration Stupidity  Humor  Trump  Anarcho-tyranny

I had a dream. It involved the blond girl on the left!



After I did the laundry I imagined a day when we would take a chance on all the poor, stretched-out leggy supermodels and other IMILFS that fill out the proper paperwork!


Per this Politico*1 article linked to by Matt Drudge, along with Michelle Malkin's commentary here*2, we see that President Trump made the right decision, or at least FOR NOW, on the DREAMERS. Yeah, everyone and his brother's got a freakin' DREAM! I would guess even the "DREAMERS" who have broken into the country, or whose parents committed this felony, are mostly just guys who dream of a decent living, possibly taking care of the family down south or making a new one, etc. Some may be dreaming of moving up the ladder of the brutal gang MS-13. Others dream of easy money from Uncle Sam the taxpayers of America via the EIC, WIC for the kids' stuff, easy terms on house (housing bubble 2.0) and car loans. Some may dream of a land of freedom without responsibility, being on the "anarcho" side of a land of anarcho-tyranny, where one can drive around drunker than all get out or force themselves on the young ladies, and just leave the country for a spell, if any serious trouble ensues.

He, yeah, we all all have DREAMS. Some middle-class American kids may DREAM that their Dad can be home with them again, you know "re-uniting the family" and all, after being estranged from fines, loss of his job, forced separation from their Mom and so forth due to being pulled over with a 0.10 % breathalyzer reading. It's tough being the low-hanging fruit on the "tyranny" side of this land of anarcho-tyranny. Some American DREAMERS may just DREAM that they can live a decent life and have a family without having connections or 8 years of college putting them into a no-house-down mortgage in a country that has eviscerated much of its manufacturing to make a lot of money for a small crowd of important people, leaving not many decent blue-collar jobs. Some Americans DREAM of a different government that does not take 1/3 of the money they make to redistribute it to other DREAMERS that broke laws to invade their lands. Others DREAM that their DREAMY kids could go to school with people that have their own culture and language, so that everyone can get along.

BTW, Mexican government conquistadors trying to keep influencing American politics, how well do you all treat those Salvadorian and Guatamalen DREAMERS? Do you let them hang out in Mexico on the dole, or even find a job there, or do they get jailed, robbed and raped until they wake up from their DREAMS? Maybe you should all just SHUT! THE! FUCKIMSIMO! UP-O!, GOVERNMENTO PENDEJOS, or we'll all be writing about the NIGHTMARERS (Not Invited by the Gringos Hose-A Therefore, Make A Rapido Exit.

Yeah, enough of this DREAM crap. You have to go back.

One excerpt from Mrs. Malkin's column:
Nancy Pelosi called on House Republicans to help her “safeguard our young DREAMers from the senseless cruelty of deportation and shield families from separation and heartbreak.”

Never has this Bay Area elitist called on House Republicans to join her in shielding native-born and law-abiding immigrant families from the senseless and preventable violence committed by criminals in this country illegally who’ve caused immeasurable heartbreak for decades in her overrun California sanctuary.

Jamiel Shaw Sr., whose son was mercilessly shot to death by a sanctuary-protected gang member living in outlaw-coddling Los Angeles illegally, administered a bracing reality check:

“You want to talk about families being separated? Try spending your holidays talking to a grave!”

So, major kudos to Donald Trump for sticking to his patriotic voters' wishes on this one. In fact, this is the reason he is President - the immigration issue - aside from getting the major break of being opposed in the '16 election by some type of beastly antiChrist runner-up. Peak Stupidity is pleased and, in fact, surprised by this development on the DACA program of amnesty. It is still no sure thing that this Trump hasn't been neoconned already (we don't believe purposefully, but perhaps under duress). His foreign policy doings have been very dissapointing and contrary to promises he made. This is just as important stuff in the long run, but not as much relatively in the short run, as the immigration issue is pressing, as it's just plain existential. If we don't fix things now, there will be no point or way of fixing anything else in America. Let's hope for and push for this stuff to keep up. Ignore the outcry from the Lyin' Press and the Red and Blue wings of the Government Party.


*1 BTW, Politico is another arm of the LP (Lyin' Press), but it's fun to read this stuff for gloating purposes alone.
*2 VDare writers themselves are the source for all the details, and have written on this topic for years. Their forte is immigration, legal and illegal. I just didn't have a specific article in mind from that site.



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The TV Mythbusters vs. Science & Engineering


Posted On: Tuesday - September 5th 2017 7:29PM MST
In Topics: 
  General Stupidity  TV, aka Gov't Media  Curmudgeonry  Science

Peak Stupidity has categorically stated that TV sucks and has sucked since long before our average median reader was potty-trained. I am off TV, so forgive me if I don't remember all the details of the show in question. I don't even remember which "channel" or network name due to the fact that about every one of all those new different types of TV broadcasting that came out 20-30 years back have changed what they are about but kept their names.

This is the "curmudgeonry" part. It seems like one should be able to watch the History channel to see shows about history, as WAS the case, what, 15 years ago or so? Yeah, they pretty much concentrated on WWII and the European theater only, so it was the "Nazi" channel to me (now we have youtube antifa videos for this!), but that's still historical. At this point, or last I checked, this "History" channel broadcast non-stop views of people getting ripped off, or ripping people off on some cheap old Cabana-wear crap. I don't know what's that awful historical about these "pawn stars". You had your Learning channel for, I guess, learning; what is it now, nonstop Gilligan's Island, or is that another one? Oh, anyone remember MTV when it broadcast Music freakin' Videos. That ended about in the early 1990's. The American Movie Classic channel would show, let me guess, American Classic Movies, and this one was about the last one to morph.

The Weather Channel used to be about checking the weather 24/7, but now we can see "Storm Stories". Really, I do understand that times change - just for this Weather Channel example, yes, now we can get the weather on our phones, etc., so they had to do something different to keep viewers. That's understandable, but for some of the other ones, why even keep the name? There's no telling from the name what the broadcasts are about - you tune in the Animal channel, you may get non-stop episodes of I Love Lucy (along with The Lucy Show and Here's Lucy!, of course).

Finally back to the subject now, we have explained why the network name of the Mythbusters show eludes us. That is not the worst show by any means on these cable TV deals with all the 517 channels. There's much, much worse. Mythbusters is entertaining, and who wouldn't want to watch stuff get smashed, shot across the room, or run over with monster trucks? Peak Stupidity does not link to these kinds of things or do research for some of the more mundane posts (hell, maybe ANY of the posts), so we're going by pure random access memory dump here. The two guys that do all the "Myth Busting" are reasonable enough, and not too annoying with one exception.

The show purports to present these two guys as science or engineering types*, and that's what I've got a problem with. Predictions are made; final outcomes of these experiments are discussed, and conclusions are made like it is an engineering paper. Bull! The stuff on that show is neither science nor engineering. Sure, experiments are involved, but just trying different shit, as entertaining as it may be, and predicting guessing what will happen does not make an engineering/science experiment. In addition to the lack of control tests, design of the experiments to predetermine what are the variables to be tested, there is no theory.

Sure, sometimes in engineering, the theory doesn't cover the reality well (there is no math to cover the process very well, or the models have been way off before) or testing may be cheaper than heavy analysis. Still, some theory or at least engineering math is involved to at least define what the variables are, and what the results really represent. Testing must be done with a goal to cover not just the one process happening, but to at least allow for changes to the paramaters that may be different in the future.

An example would be helpful. Let's just say we are doing what sounds like a simple thing - testing the strength of seat belts. We'd want to know beforehand a range of belts to test to use the proper tensile test machine. We'd have to think of the loading rate (very high in this case, for impact), and make sure we not only use the right one, but test different rates. We'd want to know everything about the seat belt material, and how we can grip it to reduce errors from testing AND make it match the reality of the actual attachment points in the vehicle.

As far as theory, there is the simple stress calculation for axial loading, but cloth is an inherently non-homogenous material, and other calculations (based on thread patterns, etc.) must be used. Because of the high rate of loading, instead of just energy absorbed, impact theory will be involved. Why bother with this, you say, when we are going to test anyway? Well, because this way, once we get some good data and try to match theory with test results, we may want to apply this learning to avoid tests for future products (or at least have "qualification testing" only, as in just some sample runs vs. an entire test program again for every new product). That's engineering.

WWTMBD? (What Would The Myth Busters Do?)



I'll tell you what they'd do - "We're gonna drop 500 lb of barbells on the end of this long seat belt from the roof of the Chrysler Building." "I say it'll hold, guy." "No, no way, we're gonna go ahead and clear the NW corner of 42nd St. and Lexington Ave (see I did SOME research!), as those barbells are going to make some cool cracks in the sidewalk, and we're gonna film ALL of it!" "See! I told you it would hold. This proves that seat belts are safe. Quit worrying about them, viewers."

You know what, all truth be told, it was probably just that gay beret that the one dude wears that turned me off about this show. Listen, guy on the right, unless you are currently in the Special Forces or are a Frenchman or, even better, a Frenchman in the French Foreign Legion, what the hell are you doing wearing that silly beret? Take it off, take a 4-year curriculum of engineering and then go on TV. Otherwise, get the hell off the air, and put back on those episodes of I Love Lucy, ya' wankers!


* No, I'm not saying the guys have been called "engineers" or "scientists" on the show, but they just talk like they are.



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What's with the banana peels in the trees anyway?


Posted On: Tuesday - September 5th 2017 7:06AM MST
In Topics: 
  General Stupidity  Science

No, I am not being a comedian (today), and I'm not Jerry Seinfeld or any other of those "you ever notice?" guys. I just really want to know - what the hell is with the banana peels in the trees anyway? I wouldn't even ask if I hadn't run across "Ole Miss Goes Bananas": Dear Parents, How's This For A $40K A Year Education? at Zerohedge a few days back.

In this post Peak Stupidity is making an effort to get back to its roots. One might say we are "roots-blogging" this morning, our core competency being the description of the utterly massive levels and myriad types of stupidity to be seen in America today, as we near the peak. The question in the post title and 1st paragraph is only a real one due to the fact that we have not determined where the stupidity of a banana peel in a tree being bad has originated. This is even after having, albeit quickly, read the zerohedge article linked to above, as we would LOVE to read the comments (completely unusable on an older browser - thanks, Zerohedge! No, seriously, I wasted WAY too much time reading the commenters there because they are best-in-class, and there are only so many hours in the day, and dozens of ZH posts/day.)

As we bloggers write so often, "Read the whole thing". Since I can't guarantee that will happen, let me just post one excerpt of an excerpt from one Rod Dreher of "The American Conservative" from his article there
"So let me get this straight. Three black students freaked out because they saw a banana peel in a tree while at a mixed-race fraternity-sorority retreat. The entire retreat ground to a halt so everybody could sit around and emote about the banana peel. A frat boy confessed that he had tossed the peel into the tree because he couldn’t find a trash can — then he promptly abased himself for having committed an offense against racial correctness. The freakout got even freakier, with some black students saying they didn’t feel “safe”. Because of a banana peel. Then the entire retreat was cancelled, and now it’s going to be a campus-wide Thing at Ole Miss. Over a banana peel a frat boy threw into a tree because he couldn’t find a trash can."
"Didn't feel safe", he says. The problem is again with TV, but I can't blame the modern idiotic shows, as is usually the case here at Peak Stupidity. No, the problem here must lie with the old slapstick comedy and Bugs Bunny cartoons in my short but lucrative analysis: Do you know how easy it is to get hurt by slipping on a banana peel, people? I have seen it ALL THE TIME in those old comedies and cartoons on TV. ALL! THE! TIME! PEOPLE! They don't always stay in the trees, is the thing. Right? Or, am I missing something in this story?

Really man, what's with the banana peels in the trees?



Here's the part that merits the topic key science being applied to this here post: When my boy was a little one, I would bring him a banana (along with cookies) to eat on the walk home from school. We would put the peel somewhere in a fork or crotch of a tree, or on top of a stump each afternoon as part of some long-term experimenting with the process of rotting. We would both make an effort to remember where we put the one from each day of the week, and then keep an eye out for them during subsequent walks.

This banana peel rotting experiment gave me a chance to teach this boy a little experimental science, without the theory, because, you know, his being a little boy and all. (He did learn that there are tiny creatures in there turning the stuff back into dirt.)

It was pretty good for a while until we it got old for both of us. In the meantime, we answered questions about whether dry weather or wet caused more rotting, or did it matter that the peels were in the air or on the ground. We were like the myth busters, however without either of us adorned with any kind of gay beret. It would not have occurred to either of us walking back and forth to the school to think that maybe our 100's of banana peels in the plants amounted to some sort of aggression to some sort of sick fuck!


A couple of PS's here:

a) This reminded me to make a post of the "Myth Buster" vs. real science and engineering.

b) A reminder to my fellow treehugger readers that, no, we did not leave on those plastic stickers, as in the picture. In fact, that is the real egregious action here - those stickers stay around for years - throw 'em out first! I don't like litter any more than the next guy.

c) I really wouldn't mind a comment explaining why banana peels in trees are bad, mmmmkay?? I wouldn't mind a comment about anything, in fact, besides unreadable advertisements for viagra.


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You wanta see fire and brimstone? Put this Beast in the pulpit... then SHELTER IN PLACE!


Posted On: Friday - September 1st 2017 3:48PM MST
In Topics: 
  Humor  Hildabeast

Listen, we have every right to give this antiChrist runner-up iron lady of American politics all the grief we want. It is just so much more light-hearted since November 8th of last year.

'Aspiring Pastor' Hillary Goes From Seances And SpiritCooks To Bible Thumping. If this really goes down, someone will find out about fire and brimstone the hard way and the Methodists may be just the folks. Yes, everyone has got their cameras (here too) these days, but first the eclipse and now this - I want to get me a piece of that brimstone for the mantle.

Hillary Clinton wants to preach. That’s what she told Bill Shillady, her longtime pastor, at a recent photo shoot for his new book about the daily devotionals he sent her during the 2016 campaign. Scattered bits of reporting suggest that ministry has always been a secret dream of the two-time presidential candidate: Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.” The incident perfectly captures Clinton’s long campaign to modulate—and sometimes obscure—expressions of her faith.”–The Atlantic
Because what better way to make people forget about a massive pay-for-play scheme, raping Haiti, and a bitchy image than God? Zerohedge, I believe, not the Atlantic
Yeah, we really dodged a bullet last year.


While Hillary has apparently been in the closet for decades over her desire to preach, she turned heads in the 90’s when investigative journalist Bob Woodward wrote in his book ‘The Choice,” that Clinton “held imaginary conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Ghandi as therapeutic release.” When an advisor suggested that she communicate with Jesus Christ, she declined, saying it would be “too personal.”

Now, we at Peak Stupidity mostly read Zerohedge for the comments (that is not to disparage the articles though). It would be fitting to include one, so here is one of the more erudite, less-disparaging remarks made about the Hildabeast:
John_Coltrane Aug 8, 2017 8:17 PM
It boggles the mind that this neurologically damaged lush bitch is still alive. And Soros too for that matter. It does lend credibility to those Satanism charges.

Can you imagine how good you'll feel when she's finally worm food! Save lots of bubbly for that day.
Hey, it's all in fun, right, to write out how we really feel, and give publicity, whether good or bad, to our elites, the Hildabeasts, other Klintons, Gores, Soros', Bushes, Merkels, Senate Gigolos and all. However, as our Moms have always said "Yeah, it's all fun and games 'till someone gets elected!"


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Low Hanging Fruit (part 2) - HEY, WHERE'S THE STUPIDITY?


Posted On: Friday - September 1st 2017 2:50PM MST
In Topics: 
  Economics

This post is mostly off of any topic covered before on Peak Stupidity, as honestly, I cannot yet distill out any stupidity from this idea - low-hanging fruit. This is just to give a better example in real life because I spent time writing this in the last post and it made the post too long so ... for the edification of the reader.

As the newly-added picture in that previous post showed, the term comes from the obvious thinking that one should pick (a) that fruit shown over (b) some other fruit easy to get to, but not in that good shape OR (c) some good fruit that is way high in the tree so hard to get to, and either (b) or (c) over some almost rotten fruit way up high in the tree. It's simple and obvious but kind of a cool way to organize things in a business setting: [Easy with Big Payoff] > [Easy with Small Payoff] OR [Hard with Big Payoff] > [Hard with Small Payoff].

Here are examples in 2 fields:

Let's do software examples - in fixing bugs one should not spend an inordinate amount of time on the bugs that don't appear much or don't really cause too much trouble AND are going to take lots of time. "The factory scanners are locking up every hour or so on this routine - we can't work like this!" "That is simple - those files are being written to a place with not enough space - this'll take 10 minutes to fix." That should get done right away. Lots of trouble can be saved with not much effort. Next, we've got "Hey, this only happens once in a long while. It's weird, but we get around it by doing this ..." "Yeah, I know how I caused that bug - I didn't change that one function method like I meant to - pretty quick fix." Or, the other way around "We have got to change the way this displays - it's really confusing." "Yeah, that's gonna take a whole rewrite of a big piece of code and testing. We need a week for that." OK, these last two can wait for the low-hanging fruit, and then someone's got to make decisions on which to work on next. Lastly we have "Oh, that's the 'wrong-description' bug we've seen for a long time - nobody much cares, as we don't even look at that." "Good thing, cause we'd need to make changes to the database, meaning they'll be meetings, and it'll take a few weeks." Put this one off until there are no other bugs - meaning until hell freezes over, basically.

Let's do engineering examples - in fixing problems, it's the same thing. Don't work on the minor stuff that ALSO takes lots of engineering effort until you've finished all the rest or just run into a total redesign. "This critical part is failing right here regularly." "We already know exactly why, due to this stress concentration point, and we already have replacement parts that have been redesigned with doublers there. That's job 1! Next, we have "The flow out of this duct is about 75 % of what it should be. It's not gonna even be noticed, but it needs to be fixed eventually." "Oh we are pretty sure that is just one piece of ducting designed wrong. We just need a few hours on Pro-E, and the shop can easily make the redesign." Or, the other way around "These valves work OK, but are kind of expensive - we can save a lot of money per unit with these other ones." "Yes, but we'll need to set up some test rig first to run cycles on them to see if they will be good enough - it'll be two weeks of engineering time, money for the shop, and a few months to get the "buyers' off their asses. Lastly, we've got "The area gets quite a bit hotter than our finite-element model shows. It is well within spec though, but I don't understand it." "Yeah, but we haven't looked at that in a while - it'll take a week for someone to get up to speed and get near figuring this out." Yes, you may want to find out in the long run, because, unlike software, there are physical principals involved, and engineers hate it when things don't work out as they should. The difference, once determined, could help us understand our next similar design better.

Wait, WHERE'S THE STUPIDITY?. (I'm not about to get a new URL at this late stage.)

Don't fret, reader(s), we're just about swimming in it.



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"(let me tell ya') It's More Fun, Bein' An Illegal Alien."


Posted On: Thursday - August 31st 2017 3:24PM MST
In Topics: 
  Immigration Stupidity  Music  Liberty/Libertarianism  Anarcho-tyranny

Wasn't that Phil Collins and Genesis? Did we get the song title correct? How in hell do you sing these songs while you bang on the drums? Don Henley? Karen Carpenter? Ferris Bueller? Anyone....? Anyone?

OK, Phil Collins falls under the category of great artists who really don't know a whole lot, or enough to be shooting off their mouths like Bono? that, but it was a good song, alas not to be featured here, as I have another in mind.

The two posts show far on the basic idea of anarcho-tyranny so far, (part 1 and part 2) have included illegal immigration and these aliens as the main example of the anarcho portion of the term. Though Peak Stupidity has a Topic Key, Immigration Stupidity, pointing to over 40 posts as of this date on massive immigration, both legal and illegal, here is a short post just on the number of people in this "sector" of the population, to go along with the anarcho-tyranny posts.

Some of us pay good money for a hike in the Sonoran Desert.



Let's talk Mexicans and then Chinese. However, when talking "Mexicans", we imply the inclusion of a significant percentage of these from other countries in Latin (mostly Central) America. There are many Guatemalans, El Salvadorans, and others that pass through Mexico (if they don't get thrown in jail, raped, robbed or a combination thereof on the way - no they are not keeping their most compassionate Border Patrol agents!). Peak Stupidity cannot be keeping up decadaly with the latest damn euphemism for Latinos, be it Hispanic in the oughts, beaners back in the 1970's, during "Chico and the Man"'s day, and whatever you want to here now. It's too much, let's call 'em all Mexicans for practical purposes this post.

When talking Chinese (yes illegal aliens, you didn't know?), we may be including a few others, say from Thailand, Vietnam, or Laos. There wouldn't be but a handful of Japanese, just because their country is nothing really to run away from right now, financial news reports notwithstanding. Ditto for South Koreans. Now, North Koreans, along with white South African refugees, BTW, may be a just a few people that I would even think of asylum for, as you'd have to be damn good to get here - N. Koreans for obvious reasons, and S. Africans due to US immigration de-facto policy of refusing them flat-out. Anyway, suffice it to say, that by "Chinese", we mean 95% Chinese.

The number 11,000,000, like we know the precision to the nearest million (ha!) has been bandied about since 2001 for the number of illegal Mexicans living in the US. We don't use static numbers for other widely-varying values, and nobody had a good measurement in 2001 anyway, so this number is bogus. Your average illegal Mexican is not gonna come outside for the Census man, and I can't blame him for that; I don't like talking to the guy. However, just estimating percentage of population in average states, then adding in pretty-well estimated LARGE values for California and Texas, is gonna get you over 11 million. I'll say 20 - 25 million. "Hey, you just pulled that number out of your ass!" says the reader, or "via rectal extraction" says the more gentlemanly reader. Yeah, what of it, so did you with your 11 million. What are you saying, your ass is more accurate than the ass of Peak Stupidity?! ;-}

The number of illegal Chinese residents may be much more of a surprise to Americans. If you don't live in a medium or large size city (IN the city that is, not the 'burbs") you may not know, as Chinese people LUV the city, as described here. You won't find out easily without being with someone who knows the language, but much of the help at the myriad of Chinese restaurants in medium and even smaller towns are illegal Chinese people. Add in the massive amounts of people in the Chinatowns of NYC and the west coast cities, and just simple estimates can get one over 2,000,000. I will admit that is just a 1/2 order-of-magnitude guess - let's say 1 - 3 million. No, most do not cross over from Mexico, Canada, or ride in shipping containers. Most come via some type of visa, but overstay forever. The US does not have any good system being used to track exits, as THEY DON'T WANT TO DO IT, or the elites DON'T WANT THEM TO!

The quick tie-in to the anarcho-tyranny thing here is that both of these sectors of the population residing in America are living in some ways, especially economically, freer than the sector under tyranny. Oh, they can't get SS, they don't do paperwork, so they can't work for IBM or Google, you say? Yeah, but that's the point - no paperwork, no taxes, working as real free agents. Were the 16th Amendment to the US Constitution (on allowing the Feral Gov't to collect income tax) not around, we'd all live like illegal Mexicans and Chinese in a good way. "What do I do for a living, Gov't man? None of your damn bidness gringo!" Let me not get into right here the paperwork many illegal aliens (2nd-hand info.) do manage to fill out - that of the Earned Income Credit - to get some of you middle-class folks' tax money. They do get into H&R Block for that stuff. In addition, some of the illegal (and legal) Chinese, being always more savvy, will get on all the taxpayer money-redistribution programs they've heard of on We-Chat, say WIC, Medicare, what have you, even when making a GOOD LIVING in cash.

Wait, did I say short post?? Would you believe medium? This song to follow is named "On the Border" and, as written before, should not be confused with the great History-Musician Al Stewart's song with the same title. Mr. Stewart's song had the theme of wartime intrigue, while this Eagle's song is more about someone who is being hassled by the authorities and just wants to be left alone to "turn this water to wine."

I'm not saying I agree with the lyrics here, but they are not really specific enough to say. This comes from the same-titled album from way back in 1974 during the best part of The Eagles country-rock phase (just as good as one of the best concept albums of all time, the previously-released "Desperado"), with the line-up of:

Don Henley - vocals and drums
Glen Frey - vocals and guitars
Don Felder - electric guitar
Randy Meisner - vocals and bass guitar
Bernie Leadon - vocals, banjo, guitars, and pedal steel guitar

Woah, forgot that youtube blocked the hell out of this one, I suppose per Eagles request, but you never know anymore. What, youtube censors, too un-PC, too much anarchy, not enough tyranny?

No embed of the song here allowed, so we are SOL here on that one. From the same great album - nothing but good songs on there, here's "Already Gone", a bigger hit for them:



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UPDATE [8/31/17 evening:]
. That song link was only to a 30 s sample.
Our apologies, because it's a great rockin' tune. Replaced by "Already Gone"
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UPDATE [ ~ 4 years later:].
Thanks to commenter Adam Smith for the link to On the Border for which the Eagles, or someone involved was kind enough not to block ~ 50 years later!
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Anarcho-Tyranny (part 2) - Picking the Low-Hanging Fruit


Posted On: Thursday - August 31st 2017 1:01PM MST
In Topics: 
  US Police State  Anarcho-tyranny

(Continued from the previous post on anarcho-tyranny)

The objective of the previous Peak Stupidity post on anarcho-tyranny was to give a basic definition and some examples of how we are living under this kind of system in America today. It might be assumed by the reader that a country or land under anarcho-tyranny MUST have various sectors of un-like populations to be in effect. I did not mean to include that as part of the definition, but it does seem like there is a cause-and-effect there. In addition, an earlier post discussed the term in conjunction with the Charlottesville violence, and links therein from VDare discuss it specifically as related to mass immigration and multiculturalism.

That assumption may be correct, as I can't think of a situation off the bat with a homogenous population that falls or fell under anarcho-tyranny. For one thing, almost by definition, a homogenous population is more united, and can still be separated by class, but will not let itself be divided in the ways you may see in a die-verse society as we now have. One can look back in history to places like the Soviet Union where you had most of the population under a heavy yoke of rules while others, the inner Party and such, were not. However, that is just the way that just plain-Jane tyranny goes - there's always the animals that are "a little more equal" than the others. It may be, then, that it is only under diversity/multiculturalism that this effect can even happen.

Let's get out of the clouds here to more specifics as in the last post. Oh yeah, speaking of all the rules and The LAW, that falls heavily on the (mostly white) middle class, why and how does it happen like this? In keeping just with the traffic and local law enforcement hassles for now, though it pertains to all levels of government, I give you 3 words: Low-Hanging Fruit.



Low-Hanging Fruit: Yes, this has been a phrase used in the business world, but it doesn't grate on me like some of most egregious corporate-speak, as it makes complete sense. "Take care of the low-hanging fruit first", you will hear. Well, the literal meaning is obvious. In the business world, we mean that we'd be best served taking care of things first that are both fairly easy AND will make lots of improvement. For examples, we will use both the computer software world and the engineering world in an upcoming post to illustrate the concept. (It was right there, see where it's a space now... I hate when the post gets totally derailed, but I did want to write on this.) It comes down to what is easier AND will pay off more vs. harder with a high pay-off, easier with a low pay-off or lastly, harder with a low pay-off.

OK, please don't be naive enough (on Peak Stupidity? Nah!) to think that many areas of law enforcement aren't simply about monetary collection to support, well, what else, the "force" and the government of the jurisdiction. Think about the low-hanging fruit in traffic law enforcement. You pull over the soccer Mom or working Dad in the mini-van going 8 mph over the limit. The job is easy - no guff, not any chance of danger during the stop. The pay-off is high, maybe a 95% chance that the $217 for the ticket will be in the mail by the end of the week. Will the "perp" go to court? Not likely, he's too busy working to pay for the monthly bills and the tyrannical taxes to support the anarcho side of the systems' kids food, phones, and schooling. [Easy and high pay-off]

What about the hispanic beaner in the beater with old tags who rolled through the light? It may be fairly easy, plenty of stuff to write up, but where's the pay-off? What's the chances that money will get to the courthouse, when it's hard to tell who the guy even is, really? The city will lose money as this guy gets sent back and forth to get a real registration and insurance and probably quits showing up at some point, if he even bothered to begin with. [Easy, but low payoff]. Or, here's a known drug-dealer breaking about 10 laws inside a city block. Yeah, he's got warrants and people to pay his bail. The city can get its cut, but the danger in pulling this guy over is high. Let the DEA guys do it - that's their thing. [Decent pay-off, but not easy]

What about this black guy in the hood blasting the rap music? You can find something wrong with the car and the driving, but man, it may be a dangerous stop, and this guy may be indigent, driving a car he got with low-low-credit on his last few gas bucks. Just leave him be, it's not worth it. [Not easy, and no pay-off]

That's the low-hanging-fruit logic. The examples above are just in the one area of traffic enforcement, but this logic is around in all areas and levels of government. The middle-class working man must drive, work and live very carefully to avoid getting hit by the tyranny-stick, while the folks on the anarcho- side can take it a lot easier.

There will have to be at least a part 3 here on this topic, as this one dealt more with HTF? (the How?) than WTF? (the Why?) which must be addressed.



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Anarcho-Tyranny, WTF?


Posted On: Wednesday - August 30th 2017 9:52AM MST
In Topics: 
  Immigration Stupidity  US Police State  US Feral Government  Anarcho-tyranny

The term "Anarcho-tyranny" was discussed a week back here on Peak Stupidity in relation specifically to the Charlottesville, Virginia street battle. Links to the source of the term from the late Mr. Sam Francis were are in that older post. This post will discuss this method of government oppression (just one of potpourri of methods that exist) with examples.

Under anarcho-tyranny, as can be gleaned from the word itself, one sector or class of people in society can end up under tyranny, while another sector is left free to raise quite a bit of Holy Hell without many repercussions. In American society today, under our beastly Feral Government, and assisted by other underling governments, the middle class, but the white middle class especially lives under many rules undreamed about even in the wettest dreams of the commissars of Soviet Russia. It is a thin line that we must follow throughout life in order to not get in some kind of costly trouble at some point, and especially to not even have any worry about a possible clamp-down or visit by some part of the long tentacles of the law for some violation we don't even know about. At the same time, the illegal alien Mexicans, Chinese, and others, and much of the black ghetto, live under a different, more relaxed set of rules. They can get away with raising a whole lot more hell, and they have "outs" that the (white) middle class does not.

Here's how it works. Anyone not at the high, elite levels of society, where money and/or connections can get anything done, but who has a job and maybe even a family to support with that, has a lot to lose by getting in trouble with the law. OK, for felonies, sure, you may argue, but the little stuff just results in fines from the Highway Department, liens on the house, that sort of thing. Yeah, well, try not dealing with all the little stuff, and it will turn into the big stuff (cops at the door for an arrest or eviction) soon enough. We have got fines for license plates you forgot to turn in, for cars left in the front yard in the wrong spot (try, just try to get along with your neighbors, or else), and myriads of stupid rules that you MUST deal with daily if you don't want to jeopardize your family life. Now, if you have the gall to try to run your working life on your own via starting a business, well, you are on a whole nother level of stupidity regarding governments.

How about the other sectors, say, I dunno, the folks in the barrios in Los Angeles? Well, if the law can't even tell WHO you are from your fake ID and stolen SS number, they really can't do a lot to you. Ran through a red light drunk as a skunk and plowed into a nice middle class family? No problem? OK, you may spend a 1/2 year or two with a free crash pad and guaranteed grits and PB&J - yes, you will miss the tamales, so there is that sacrifice. No matter what, you can hightail it to your bugout location called Meheeco, and come back next year wide-eyed and bushy-tailed. If you, the reader, don't read what goes on with this stuff, you may not even know that some people come and go 5, 10 15 times! Without any idea and easy facial identification - yes you, the Mexican or Guatemalan do all look the same to the American law - and you are a new man every time you show up. Why even worry about more felonies, when each break-in to the US is a felony? After the 1st one, the rest are free, they say.

Illegal Chinese people in the Chinatowns in all the big cities, and spread out thinner in any medium-sized city, have the same "perks". Can you, an American, tell one from another? Not usually, right? In trouble with the law - just move to New York City. Who is going to find you? If it is a really major thing, and your picture has even been sent around, well you should have saved up the money by now (Chinese people have!) to pay off the right Chinese official to get left alone.

Try doing all ANY of this as a white working man. You can't get far even disputing a $25 bullshit error in you property tax bill without pissing off the bureaucrats and bring on nasty glares and more trouble. If you don't play by the strict rules laid down on you, you WILL lose your job first, and if you don't repent quickly and hard, lose your family after that. That's why there has been not been so much push back from this sector against the massive stupidity that has emerged in American life, with the exception of just voting and having some very defensively-peaceful rallies here and there.

Why did I mention the ghetto thugs? Yeah, they're Americans. However, as far as petty crime goes, most of them will not get treated with the thoroughness as a middle-class guy (of any race) who has violated some petty edict. See, the cops can't deal with all the little stuff with these guys, as there aren't the resources to deal with it. Even crime committed with the use of handguns will not get near the punishment for the "having a gun" part as it will for someone in the middle class. If you're in and out of jail regularly enough to where you say "hey" by name to the booking officers, your career is absolutely NOT in jeopardy, and your family is probably used to it; the occasional visits to the "big house" are treated as trips to the beach are to a middle-class family.

Middle-Class Guy- 10 Grand MINIMUM to worry about, maybe job loss:



La Raza Anti-Gringo Illegal-Alien Protest Guy- An Arrest? Haha, NOT LIKELY! Earned-Income Tax Credit - it's IN THE MAIL:




Some questions and tentative answers about the "why?"'s and "how?"'s about anarcho-tyranny will be the subject of an upcoming post in a day or two.



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Peak Stupidity single-question, single-side-informed interview by Pat Buchanan


Posted On: Tuesday - August 29th 2017 9:28AM MST
In Topics: 
  Humor  Trump  Pundits  Americans  US Feral Government  alt-right/MAGA

Is that title a bit confusing? Well, the point is, that Pat Buchanan asked "Can the GOP's Shotgun Marriage be Saved?", and we answer this question here. So, it's like an single-question interview where the questioner doesn't really know who he's interviewing exactly.... still, how does this not meet the definition of being interviewed? Mr. Buchanan asked the question and we are answering it. That's our story, and we're sticking to it!

Today's Panel on Press the Meat:



Buchanan: Can the GOP's Shotgun Marriage be Saved?

Stupidity: Let's take this this marriage analogy a little bit further, OK, Pat? A shotgun marriage usually occurs occurred when the young lady started to show that she had a little one inside but no ring on her finger. In this analogy, I guess the offspring would be the alt-right, in addition to an order of magnitude more Trump supporters (formerly establishment-supporting conservatives who have broken out from the narrative reservation) "I hear more than one heartbeat" - Doc Buchanan. Either way, this couple was forced in the sights of a Mossberg 500 pump-action shotgun the delegates in Cleveland, Ohio to make their vows, but was not happy about it.

The problem here is that the couple was never in love in the first place, and this birthing of the alt-right and Trump supporters was an accident from a one-night stand that happened at the (cash-only $20/hr.) "America First" motel, somewhere in the environs of Trump Plaza, NYC two years back. Just in the 1st 8 months of this loveless marriage, there have been many spats and more serious fights. Fine China and wine glasses ... Tupperware and empty Yoohoo bottles decisions by tribal judges and votes by Senatorial gigolos have been thrown around frequently, many times requiring the Law Lyin' Press to arrive at this couple's doorstep to set things right per the current feminist Establishment/Deep State viewpoint that the man Guy-who-cares-about-Americans is always wrong.

We're finding out the real truth now, and believe me, this happens a lot. It seems that, as this couple heads for the big D, Dallas, Texas Dee-vorce, that the new Mommy Republican party establishment has been literally literally in bed with the family-court Lyin' Press appointed divorce lawyer Democrat party for years decades now. The devoted Dad President of the United States would honestly be better off taking off with the kids rallying his American patriot supporters, and leaving the Mom and divorce lawyer lover two (red/blue) wings of the establishment party with the double-wide trailer, the 2 pick-ups and the Camaro big houses in the Swamp and the $20,000 in credit card $20,000,000,000,000 in treasury bond debt and starting over.

No, it can't be saved.



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On the Chinese Language .. and some music from Asia Aja


Posted On: Saturday - August 26th 2017 7:31PM MST
In Topics: 
  Humor  Pundits  China  Race/Genetics

Under a blog post by Steve Sailer on unz.com about a push for more use of the Spanish language, there were comments about different languages in general. Regarding the Chinese written language, commenter Daniel H. wrote:
My nephew (very smart young man) spent 3 years of his youth in Shanghai. Took Mandarin classes every semester of college, spent a semester abroad in China, spent 2 summers abroad in China. He told me that it would take him a week to read/translate just the first page of the Chinese edition of the Wall Street Journal. He says that many intelligent, educated young Chinese are increasingly finding it difficult to write/read Mandarin because they rely upon PinYin [One of, and the most popular, form of writing Chinese sounds with western letters - what you see when you see Chinese "words"] for most of their written communication.
and my reply comment was:
I’ve told Chinese people directly that their written language sucks and they should ditch it. They don’t always take that criticism as constructively as I intend it to be. Wankers!

The PinYin can make up the characters on mo-byle phone programs now, so that is a big crutch, kind of like spell-check.

I think, in fitting in with one of the concepts of this blog
[Steve Sailer's iSteve blog on Unz.com], nature vs. nurture, that the Chinese in general have excellent memory skills due to both nurture and now nature too. It’s been thousands of years that those who could read and write went farther in life by far than those who couldn’t, and it takes or works the memory hard to get literate over there. A lot of the memorization-skills genes must have been passed on to where now they are tops in memorization.
I will write a post on this interesting topic soon, but more here just on the Chinese language. The written language is a hell of a thing to learn, but as commenters pointed out that the spoken language (the pronunciation) is easy, I will beg to differ now.

A friend and I were in a taxi cab in downtown Shanghai, China, having been sent to a hotel by Shanghai Connie - no, no relation to Shanghai Lil (who never used the pill) of Rod Stewart's "Every Picture tells a Story (Don't it?)". This guy driving the taxi did not seem at all familiar with the directions our Chinese friend had told him. Oh, did I write already that the city of Shanghai is about as big as 3 New York Cities? Well, we tried to jog this guy's memory of the neighborhood and street with our best pronunciation of the address "Loo Wah Loo" (see, the 2nd "Loo" means street, so that should have been easy).

I did my best to get the address across to this taxi driver, but I am not good with languages other than FORTRAN and a little C. He was shaking his head and looking up at buildings out the window. Not good, not good at all. My friend can do a good Beavis AND Butthead and other imitations, so he was all "I've been learning some Chinese on youtube, I've got this!" He sounded a lot better: "Loo Wah! Loo?!" Oh, did I write already that there are 4 tones in Chinese pronunciation? Hey, it sounds easy, but if you are not used to using them, you will just figure you said things correctly when you have not. "Loo! Wa-ah Luooo?"

Now, the guy was shrugging, but then I finally realized that I had put a business card for the hotel in my pocket, so I handed it to him. That seemed to do it. "Ahh! Loo Wah Loo!". "That's what the fuck we've just been saying!" my friend and I said at the same time, happily. We got to the hotel, and of course, after that jinx of simultaneous expression, someone should have been buying a coke. However, both of us having heard the whole "Me Chinese, me play joke ..." cultural microaggression enough times in our youths, we both thought better of it.

I really wanted to find a good China-themed song other than that already posted on Peak Stupidity but couldn't find something really good, so how about another Steely Dan song from Aja?

"Black Cow" starts off slow, so give it a chance. It has a great jazzy sound.




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Watching the old UN-PC TV


Posted On: Friday - August 25th 2017 5:12PM MST
In Topics: 
  TV, aka Gov't Media  Political Correctness  Curmudgeonry

Al Roker or Mark McEwen, well they're both chubby weathermen.



In the early days of this blog, Peak Stupidity posted about an episode of Seinfeld from the early 1990's called "Cigar Store Indian ("Not as much PC back in '93"). Though that show in general was very funny, 2nd in Peak Stupidity opinion to "The Office", it's the earlier episodes that are the best for 2 reasons - a) as a friend said, the later ones were just too unrealistic in putting the characters in odd situations, as possibly the writers were running out of ideas, and b) the earlier shows were even less PC and made an effort to skewer the politically correct crap of the day (fairly minimal and at much lower stupidity levels than that of today).

Well, I am off TV, as Cosmo Kramer would say, but yesterday while staying out of town, I got to watch 6 episodes in a row on the TV. These 6 just happened to be some of the early episodes from 1992 - 1994 approximately and included the great parody of PC in the American Indian episode mentioned above. After a busy day, it was truly relaxing to watch these 4 funny people. Well, as mentioned in here before, it's only the commercial breaks that cause distress, even with the mute on. I know, I know, "Get the DVD's, idiot!". Anyway, this time the commercials were big on the idiot Dad; I could tell that just from my glancing at the screen to see if the show came back on. The wife's got a surly look like "what a dufus, I guess I'll wear the pants in the family." It was one after another of those. Do the people who arrange the ads have any idea how little the commercials have in common with the shows or that I'm not buying any of their shit EVEN MORESO than I wasn't before?!

It is possible that my curmudgeonry is what makes the old shows so much fun to watch. Is it that these shows reminded me of a better time of this country? It's not just the politics and the freedom. Hey, not to knock the internet here - it'd be kinda hypocritical at this moment - but there was no such thing in these shows, and one had Jerry typing something into some old Mac computer! Or, is it that the early 1990's TV brought back memories of my life back then, not necessarily better, but just different? It's perhaps both.

I've not spent too much time in NY City, but I believe this time was when that city was coming out of a fairly bad period (being replicated today), and the new Mayor Guliani was featured in the one episode about the "non-fat" frozen yogurt. It's just good fun, and the clip below, from the same episode, "Cigar Store Indian" is just some scenes in the NY subway. Things will never be this way again - it's all just different and worse.



The lovable weirdo is actor Sam Lloyd.



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Student Marxist group disbands, being too rich and too white to fight for Communism


Posted On: Thursday - August 24th 2017 1:32PM MST
In Topics: 
  Commies  General Stupidity  Student and other Snowflakes  Humor

More Zerohedge here: A Marxist student group at Swarthmore College disbanded itself earlier this year after realizing that its members were too rich and too white to be real commies.

According to screenshots confidentially provided to Campus Reform by an individual with access to the group’s private Facebook page, the demise of the Swarthmore Anti-Capitalist Collective (SACC) came in the wake of a farewell letter from a member who had decided the group could never be an effective proponent of “unproblematized anticapitalist politics” due to its “history of abuse, racism, and even classism.” Thursday Humor? Marxist Student Group Disbands Because Members Were "Too Rich, Too White" (oh, not today's "Thursday Humor", but that from about a month back - don't try to keep up). As is much of the material on Zerohedge, this was taken from another site, Campus Reform, in this case - written by one Matthew Stein.

This is just to pile on with the Marxist theme from two posts back, but on a lighter note. Apparently, these guys felt guilty being in a student Commie club, due to their lack of diversity:
A Marxist student group at Swarthmore College disbanded itself earlier this year after realizing that its members were too rich and too white to be real commies.

Let's take these white Commies down! Diversity for the Masses!


(photo swiped off of Zerohedge)


According to screenshots confidentially provided to Campus Reform by an individual with access to the group’s private Facebook page, the demise of the Swarthmore Anti-Capitalist Collective (SACC) came in the wake of a farewell letter from a member who had decided the group could never be an effective proponent of “unproblematized anticapitalist politics” due to its “history of abuse, racism, and even classism.”
Peak Stupidity has been under the distinct impression that almost every one of the founders and useful idiots of yesteryears' Communism were white. Maybe we'll have to dig up some old .jpgs from Soviet Russia. Mao and Pol Pot were able to pull it off without a lot of diversity either - Communism all-Orient style. It's true that it might be hard to feel for the masses if you are one of the richies, like these student snowflakes at Swarthmore, but why didn't they think of that when they started the club?
“From my understanding SACC disbanded because they realized the makeup and tactics of their group was at odds with their espoused principles,” Swarthmore Conservative Society President Gilbert Guerra told Campus Reform.

“Their main support base was middle-upper class white kids who enjoy jogging.”
"Oh, jogging! I thought they said "logging", like cutting up firewood for heat all day long in Eastern Siberia, like real Commies. Jogging is for capitalists, I mean, unless Chairman Mao says otherwise."



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Zerohedge commenters are still the best - on another vehicular self-defense incident


Posted On: Thursday - August 24th 2017 9:56AM MST
In Topics: 
  Genderbenders  Websites  Humor

As written about many times, the site Zerohedge.com is a Peak Stupidity favorite, having provided quite a bit of motivation for this blogs creation, in fact. It's the commenters that make the site though, and following are just a sampling from those under the post Driver Arrested After Running Over Three Protesters At St. Louis Transgender Rally. Some type of protest in St. Louis had the usual people blocking traffic. People will hopefully get their due process in court, but again, you've gotta do what you've gotta do to defend yourself - don't let yourself get Dennyed.
ASACJon Aug 24, 2017 7:28 AM
Blocking traffic and attacking cars has consequences.
Reply:
artvandalai ASACJon Aug 24, 2017 7:51 AM
Exactly. It suddenly dawned on me one day that every time I had taken on a car when I was a pedestrian I lost. Every single time! So I quit and haven't got hurt since.
;-}

Cole The Bar ASACJon Aug 24, 2017 7:35 AM
'I feared for my life officer. A mob attacked me in my vehicle so I floored it'

Think the driver will get off?

Reply:
williambanzai7 Cole The Bar Aug 24, 2017 7:39 AM
Depends on whether he gets a jury of his queers......Bwahahaha
OK, OK, pretty crude, but this is the kind of banter that wastes too much of my time. The williambanzia7 character, BTW, is an artist and has made 100's of poster-type cartoons ridiculing the stupidity of the American and European political systems. He used to be featured almost daily, as he would produce this stuff somewhere in his abode in Hong Kong (yes, I know, he'd have a hard time doing this same stuff wrt China).



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Who are these Antifa guys?


Posted On: Wednesday - August 23rd 2017 6:34AM MST
In Topics: 
  Commies  Lefty MegaStupidity  ctrl-left

Has Peak Stupidity gone Marxist?



Unfortunately yes, but we only follow the guy on the right!


This should be the last post about Charlottesville for a good while, but then, Peak Stupidity gives no guarantees, other than that we are an EQUAL OPPORTUNITY Offender, as required by our UN Charter in addition to the wishes of our donors deep, deep up the rectum of the Deep State.

Anyhow, to finish the discussion, from here, here, here, and here, this quick post is about who these "antifa" are? What does the stupid ill-pronouncable name mean? Anti-fascists, is it? It's not like we've had a whole lot of actual fascists around until these guys themselves, so ...

We've heard the terms Social Justice Warriors and Cultural Marxists to describe these fools. The first one is somewhat appropriate, as the term "Social Justice" has been around a while, at least back to the day of the pre-brain-damaged Glenn Beck and his rotatable chalk board with the circle and arrows on CNN. They do like that stuff, but what a perversion of the word justice it is! One of the institutions of society that they are in the process of tearing down is actual justice (the'll probably miss it terribly too.)

As to the 2nd term, "Cultural Marxist", there are arguments about the Marxism part. Once you look closely at who these people are, it is hard to believe they enough history even to be aware of what this Marxism thing is. I don't believe these idiots out on the streets really care about the "from each according to her ability, to each according to his, ummm, needs" business. They like the hell-raising (what young man doesn't) part, the tearing-down-of-traditions part, but really don't care too much about the "utopia-at-the-end-of-all-this" part, which should be the best part, right? I've talked to a few of these guys, and their Marxist beliefs may lean more toward the Groucho wing than the Karl wing (it's like a Lenin vs. Trotsky thing, I guess, but I'm no student of com-history.)

Useful idiots with no useful purpose in life other than to "work for" some cause are nothing new to the world. These new ones, the Antifa's, however, have twisted the meaning of words and invoked so much hypocrisy in their doings that I really don't know if this kind of stupidity HAS been seen before. It is interesting now to read about the crazy state of society in Germany 100 - 80 years ago when there were the Communists trying to convert the country into another Soviet Union, or maybe a branch thereof, and the Nazi's trying to prevent that. Many people have no idea that the Nazis grew to power partly based on their intentions to stop the Commies from taking over. OK, so now pundits and the like will draw parallels to that time and place to try to explain what goes on today. That is one of their ways to equate Donald Trump to Adolf Hitler, along with the usual "we don't like him" reasons.

There is quite a difference between today's alt-right and the Nazi's, number 1 being that their methods of stating their case are peaceful, for now (no one is gonna stay defenseless among the crowds of the armed useful idiots - can you blame them?) The 2nd difference is that the Nazi's had more support from institutions than these guys. The Nazi's had many former WWI officers (maybe the original "deep state", per commenter Grandpa Charlie) and others who had had enough of the way Germany was completely villified and financial screwed by the powers via the Versailles Treaty. This was only a decade or two back then (like the Clinton administration's selling out to China is for us). The alt-right may have general good feelings from much of the population, but people are still afraid to give overt support.

Now, fascism can be defined by it's economic precepts, Big Gov't/Big Corps cooperation to rule the population, basically - i.e. 2017 America, but most unknowing people just equate it to Nazi's, plain and simple. They mean the tyrannical method of rule, not any economic theory. That does not distinguish it from tyrannical Communism, the way Communism ALWAYS goes, or tyrannical anything else. If we go with that definition anyway, just to go along to get along, then the Antifa are anything but "anti-fascist". They have all the power on their side, for now, and use it just to tyrannize anyone who does not agree or comply. That's the hypocrisy.

Peak Stupidity hopes that the alt-right, real conservatives, and constitutionalists can keep these antifa's from doing any more real damage to American society before things get out of control. The alt-right and other must be allowed to speak out, so this intimidation of them better be stopped soon. Most people know not to corner an animal even as small as a squirrel. If the cntrl-left keeps holding a lid on free speech, free assembly, and other rights, they will box the other side into a corner. At that point some of the alt-right may just go and turn into real Nazi's, as there'd be no other recourse. That won't be good for anybody.

This is turning into a different post entirely, but just to wrap that thought up, we in America will not experience exactly the scenario of Nazi Germany of the 1930's for one reason only - the people have held onto their arms. History may rhyme, but it won't repeat, due to repeating arms.

NOTE:
Peak Stupidity has some more material on this crowd associated with the topic key "ctrl-left", kind of a neat term, I might add.



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