Help Peak Stupidity reach our goal!

Posted On: Saturday - July 21st 2018 9:23PM MST
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You don't even need a Paypal account. You don't need an envelope, or even money to put in it. All we ask is a few minutes of your time. It's the time it takes to drink a cup of original-roast vente latte each morning, so long as you don't sit on your ass for an hour doing it. That's all it would take for you to pick up the receiver (WTF is a receiver?), make that one critical phone call, and harass this fucking guy:

Please, for the love of all things stupid, you CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! See, for Peak Stupidity to reach the poor masses of the world, we must be recognized as a legitimate, bonafide Hate Organization, and that's where you come in. That one phone call (each morning), with a strongly-worded suggestion to the world-wide arbiter of hate and love, the $PLC - Southern Poverty Law Center, can make the difference. We MUST BE RECOGNIZED in order to properly serve the stupidity market as a Non-Governmental Organization, and that requires a hate-listing. Yes, the Peak Stupidity blog should be on lists sent to influential jourolists, on the hate heat maps, in $PLC press releases, on their website, anywhere folks come looking for someone to hate.

It is important for the reader to understand that you, as an individual, don't need to actually hate anyone to participate. The word "hate" itself has changed with the times. It is OK that Peak Stupidity may actually not hate any particular people - to be listed as a hate organization gives us the right to be HATE HATE HATED by other people who are doing this HATING out of LOVE. They may protest, try to shut us down, leave unreadable viagra ads in the comments, whatever it takes to eliminate our opinions, as having opinions proves that we are hateful. Any disparagement or physical violence from such a lofty and powerful hate-aggregator such as the $PLC against Peak Stupidity is only proof of the goodness of that richly-endowed non-governmental, non-profit organization.

If we don't make the Southern Poverty (really?) Lie Center's hate list by end-of-fiscal-18, we will literally be beside ourselves. A devastating blow like that may even cause clinical blog-pression to the point where, just out of spite, we will consider posting Doobie Brothers music WITH Michael McDonald or more movie reviews.

In the meantime, we'll keep our fingers crossed, and hope to post that framed, notarized, page of the hate-list very soon.

From the Southern Poverty Lie Center, we move swiftly to some Southern Rock - here are The Outlaws with Green Grass and High Tides. Turn it up!

Monday - July 23rd 2018 8:41AM MST
PS ... more on that Houston bicyclist shooting:
Monday - July 23rd 2018 7:56AM MST
PS... interesting article from zerohedge:
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