Posted On: Tuesday - May 22nd 2018 7:07PM MST
In Topics: Commies Humor Poetic Stupidity So-called Pope Francis
I have gotten sick enough of this Commie Pope Francis of
Now, it's something he's said that has perturbed the usually unperturbable Pat Buchanan with some talk about homosexuality ("Can a Pope Change Moral Truth?") Peak Stupidity does not expound much on this topic and could just as well leave this to the Catholic Church to hash out after Mass back in the confessional booth or somewhere. However, it sounds like this Pope is just not much of a true Catholic, and, since Mr. Buchanan picked up on Peak Stupidity's Is the Pope Catholic" meme, we felt obligated to respond with a limerick.
Actually, this was also in response to a serial limerick writer with the handle Eustace Tilley (not), who rhymes:
Now the Altar Boy’s starting to sweat,Quoth Peak Stupidity:
Clutching tightly his rosary wet.
Keep your mind on your beads
As the Lawgiver bleeds:
Your idol’s not toppled – not yet.
“Is he Catholic?”, we joked ’bout the Pope.Maybe one more would be nice:
But this new guy, it’s “Is he on dope!?"
‘Tween inviting the schlomos,
and a penchant for homos,
we’re gonna need soap-on-a-rope.
Ask "Does a bear shit in the woods?"Peak Stupidity Survey # 1:
"Is the Pope Catholic?" in some neighborhoods.
the answer a given,
but no, now they've striven
to sell us a new bill of goods.
[] - Stick to your day job.
[] - Quit your day job, but don't write limericks.
[] - Keep blogging, without limericks.
[] - None of the above.
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