Do you have to let it Linger?


Posted On: Saturday - September 16th 2017 6:11PM MST
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Now, let it be said that Peak Stupidity does not have a man-crush on President Donald Trump. In fact, we really don't want to be any part of any man-crush, and if it did involve the current President of the U.S. then we would hope any further action on this unrequited Pres-Luv would involve more of the rest of the staff, including Kelly-Ann and Javanka (especially that one half of Javanka with the nicer legs.)

However, any crush that we may have had would be dashed by this point, as he has been a major screw-up. People are giving up on the wild-ass hopes that Donald Trump is this genius playing 4-D chess. It seems as this point that it is more of a Special-Olympics sack race he's signed up for.

No matter what, we can still be grateful that we stopped the Hildabeast dead in her hoof-tracks. I wrote this to thank one commenter on unz.com under this article by the great writer John Derbyshire who related how much money and effort he had put into the Trump campaign, along with other help to politicians who claim to be on our side.
You really were a big part of that, man. Whatever happens to our country now, it still will happen more slowly, and without our being under the scolding tongue of that sick bitch. I am no George Clooney, with the means to just leave America like it’s a trip to 6 flags, but I would seriously think about leaving. That would be not so much due to the impending hell, as it will happen either way – it would more be due to my disgust at my countrymen for voting in someone like that.

(Yes, it WAS only a few votes, so it’s not like there were that many fewer countrymen voting for her than if she’d won, but it’s just the emotional sick feeling that I’d have had that Americans deserve the hell coming, but I sure don’t, and you too, I.D.)

I think we'll find a way to say what we currently feel about President Trump in about every post, but other than this simple TWEET here, it'll be just some good music tonight to finish the post:

START TWEET. DONALD. YOU R LETTING US DOWN. STOP. DO NOT LISTEN SWAMP CREATURES. STOP. YOU ARE CHIEF EXECUTIVE! STOP. YOU ARE COMMANDER IN CHIEF 2. STOP. TAKE CONTROL OF BORDER. STOP. DO! YOUR! FUCKING! JOB! STOP. REPORT BACK. STOP. END TWEET.

What?? "That was not a tweet". (picture Bob Newhart on the phone.) You mean you ... not Western Union... oh, on a computer? 144 characters, you say? Oh, no money, OK, thanks Carol."

Man, if I had known I didn't need to go down to Safeway's Western Union kiosk to telegraph tweet someone, maybe I would have sent more of them. As it is, they charged me almost a quarter-cent per letter. I'd like to wring that wily telegraph man's neck the ... For 43 cents I coulda bought a round of sarsaparilla for the entire saloon!

Yeah, any man-crush tendencies are gone, but then I still have to read telegrams tweets from him. Donald, you had us wrapped around your finger, do you have to... do you have to let it linger....



The Cranberries from the 1993 off the album "Everybody Else is Doing It, So Why Can't We?". The great voice is that of Dolores O' Riordan, and she and Noel Hogan wrote the song.

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Robert L
Monday - October 2nd 2017 5:15AM MST
Are you talking about The Fart Song aka The Bathroom Lament?
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