Campaign for Green Placenta goes Horribly Wrong


Posted On: Saturday - October 17th 2026 4:35PM MST
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I have had a hard time getting started here, because I just can't get past the name of the protagonist. The current Arizona District #8 US Congressional candidate goes by the name of Bernadette Greene-Placenta. She's the one who... yes, I know, she might have been better off keeping her the surname from her Mama's side, the Greene, rather than hyphenating it with her Mexican husband's one (named after a town in Orange County, California that also cracks me up!) ... says she was raped while putting out campaign signs well after midnight on in her Phoenix district.

OK, wait, AI has corrected me on the surname as I looked up the background of this piece of work:
Note: The “placenta” in the query appears to be a misspelling of “Placentia,” the part of her name. There is no credible information linking her to any unrelated “placenta” content; the relevant public information is above.
Thank you so much, AI!

Benjamin Bartee (goes by "Armageddon Prose)"*, via ZeroHedge reports the story of this Arizona Democrat’s October Surprise Rape!** Let's hear HER SIDE, because women don't lie about rape... it's much more likely they're crazy and it's the voices inside their heads talking. Remember it's not a lie if those voices believe it.

Hmmmm, something has gone wrong here ... That was me. This browser tells me that "Youtube refused to connect". Here's a link for the yt version.. Adam Smith has provided me with the bitchute video below. (I usually check rumble now, but I hadn't checked bitchute for this because hasn't been very helpful in the past. Thanks, Adam.) You still have to sign in though, it appears, to me, at least.



Here's the ZH/Ben Bartee side:
Believable rape survivor Bernadette:

· Has no earthly idea where her rape occurred

· Has no description to offer of her rapists beyond “black boots and small feet”

· Didn’t go to police until two weeks post facto

· Didn’t tell anyone in media until last week even though she’s running for major office and believes the motivation for the midsummer eve’s rape was political in nature — fresh on the heels of the Cornell 7 rape hoax hysteria

· Didn’t take any pictures of the alleged injuries she suffered

· Didn’t go to the hospital despite having been knocked unconscious

· “Took multiple showers and washed the clothes she was wearing” immediately afterwards, thereby destroying any forensic evidence

· Doesn’t sound like a rape victim at all to anyone with an objective ear. On the contrary, she comes off like a fruitcake who’s been consuming too many TikTok reels from fake rape survivors and their advocates, who is enjoying very much the limelight her rape tale has afforded her
The rest, as they, say, is Herstory.

At one point, because she was kicking, she says in the video, the rapist said "It's not worth it" and got off (her, I assume). The exact words: "I started fighting, and he said, no, it's not worth it." Hahaa, yes those are the words of a rapist in her mind! No, she's not worth it.

As exasperating as it is to watch, I urge the reader to watch a good part of the video (yt or bitchute) as it's amazing to watch this one long lie. I've heard plenty of lies, but I've never seen someone lie for THIS LONG in one stretch!

It's not worth even listening to these women. The Kelly Kapoor tactic will eventually change things such that, per a ZH commenter, "... it won't be long before a woman won't be believed if she says she has a headache."

Yeah, but, there's an election going on!

Would you rape a woman with a Greene Placenta? The warning was right there on the sign!



* Mr. Bartee is, in his own words, "an exile" in the Far East, Bangkok, Thailand to be exact. He's got a book that might be interesting, Broken English Teacher: Notes From Exile .

** They featured the same story as reported by ZH's own "Tyler Durden" a couple of weeks ago in Arizona Democratic House Candidate Raped While Repairing Campaign Signs: Report. There is probably more comment entertainment there by now, but the more recent article has a good video.

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[UPDATED 10/19:]
Swapped out video for a bitchute one, thanks to commenter Adam Smith. Added on line about Herstory.
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Comments:
Moderator
Tuesday - October 20th 2026 6:19AM MST
PS: Hello, Jim! I'm glad to see you are still reading, if only on occasion. I hope you and yours are doing well.
J1234
Tuesday - October 20th 2026 12:24AM MST
PS:
Hello everyone! Sorry I haven't been around in a while. Good to see that Achmed's writing is as clever and funny as ever (as are the comments.)

I genuinely try to avoid making light of rape claims, but people like this woman make it hard. (Now, when I say, "make it hard" I don't mean...oh, never mind.)

The Alarmist said:
"She missed a big payday by not naming Donald Trump as the rapist."

Or claiming that he shouted out "This is MAGA country!" as he climaxed, because I'm sure that happened, too.

-Jim
Adam Smith
Sunday - October 18th 2026 8:54AM MST
PS: Good morning, Achmed!

𝑑𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑙 𝑜𝑖𝑙 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑔𝑒... 🙂

𝑃𝑙𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑤𝑒𝑏𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜 𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑟...

I think you've found the problem.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/IKiZu5v79obh

(I tried uploading it to youtube, but it was acting weird. Delayed processing and some other nonsense. Not sure if it was a youtube glitch or if it had something to do with possible copyright infringement? I might try again later, but it is hard to tell the future...)


𝐼 𝑝𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑢𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑤𝑒𝑟; 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑡...

Greetings, Mr. Alarmist... Pretty much the same here. I mulch what I can because it makes great compost and future soil. But... We have so many leaves that I burn some of them too. It's just easier that way.

Happy Sunday! ☮️

The Alarmist
Sunday - October 18th 2026 8:32AM MST
PS

I pile the leaves up and run over them with the mower; some of that goes to the compost, but since that is too much brown matter for the compost heap, I bag the rest and toss them in a corner to rot over the winter and mix into the garden soil next year.
Moderator
Sunday - October 18th 2026 7:34AM MST
PS: Good morning, Adam. That was the first thing I thought of - I stripped out the ?start=x1&end=x2, and it still didn't work. I'll mess with it some more later on. That's odd though - it doesn't say the normal "no permission" or "sign in", something about age, etc. There's also the message about the youtube creator not allowing embedding.

This is different.

Have fun with the leaves. My kid is supposed to be clearing some leaves out too, but these aren't down to to high winds - the culprit tree is just... should have cut it down decades ago but I can't... He's going to use the battery-powered leafblower, but I bet he'll realize that it's easier to use the mower, even though the grass need not be mowed otherwise. This 34 y/o mower is not a mulching type, but it'll do the job... we're glad it's still running. Time for its decadal oil change, I think...
Moderator
Sunday - October 18th 2026 7:28AM MST
PS: Good point, Alarmist. If someone could have placed The Donald somewhere nearby, at least in Arizona somewhere... and you go shopping the right judge and prosecutor. Start with a few 10's of millions, but this broad should be happy with a couple of grand.
Adam Smith
Sunday - October 18th 2026 6:53AM MST
PS: Good morning, Gentlemen!

Stranger rape (a stranger jumping out of an alley or out from behind a bustling hedgerow) is really pretty rare. I'd imagine stranger rape while fixing campaign signs 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑚𝑖𝑑𝑛𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 is even less common...

https://i.ibb.co/Xr3Bq4cV/stranger-rape.jpg


𝑆ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑏𝑖𝑔 𝑝𝑎𝑦𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑛𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑙𝑑 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑎𝑝𝑖𝑠𝑡.

I agree, Mr. Alarmist. She really didn't think this through. Missed opportunity. (Also... I like your memes. Many thanks!)


Achmed, I'm still a little sleepy eyed, but I did notice that you added an end time to your youtube embed link. (Though I didn't notice that you dropped a link to the video until after I read through the source to find the link. lol...) Sometimes (dare I say often?) youtube embed links will not work with an &end=415 (&end=𝑥) so if I were a guesser I would guess that's why the embed didn't work. (Just a guess.)

(Anyway...)

I hope you guys are enjoying your weekend. All is well here. The tail of the hurricane left some debris and free firewood around the yard and almost as soon as I had that all cleaned up we had another heavy wind come and mess it all up with leaves again. So... I have some mowing/mulching to do today. (Looks pretty ratty out there right now. Sigh...)

Cheers! ☮️

The Alarmist
Sunday - October 18th 2026 2:19AM MST
PS

She missed a big payday by not naming Donald Trump as the rapist.

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