More California Stupidity, as Chicagoland vies for runner-up


Posted On: Saturday - June 27th 2026 3:00PM MST
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The Champion gets to go last in these things and the Challenger first.

Peak Stupidity visited* the Georgia Guidestones monument, a kind of American Stonehenge, in early Winter of '21. Alas, they were blown up (see the comment thereunder) in the Summer of '22. This was coincidentally at a time we were doing more writing about the building of the monument and its purpose. (Also, another trip was planned with some friends who hadn't see it.)



Alas, that monument above, the Obamination of Desolation, or, as some dub it, the BOHICA Stones, is still standing in the south side of Chicagoland after over a week since its dedication. The Georgia Guidestones had 10 pieces of advice, each written in 8 languages. It looks like this Øb☭ma MegaPotty has only one promise written on it in only one language, though it might be written in Ebonics on the back. Unfortunately, some President of the United States or other broke that one promise long ago.

You CAN go inside this one, though. Though it was created by Communists, rather than being free to visit with 10 parking spaces as the Georgia Guidestones were, this, what we hope becomes the Obamination of Demolition, is much bigger, and an entry fee of $30 is necessary. Thank you, Adam Smith, for the image.

Yet, this Chicagoland crowd are just pikers.

We had missed yet a 3rd of many pieces of Calstupidity in Thursday's post California Nightmare-in' ... . I'd saved a tab somewhere but forgotten, and that post was long enough already.

California darkens the Stupidity heat map with their new policy of requiring quotas of gay people and other members of that Genderbender crowd for State contracts for utility suppliers. It's a big State, and they take a LOT of money from their people... until they leave ... The Daily Signal reports California Demands Proof You’re LGBTQ for Contracts—but Not Proof You’re a Citizen to Vote.
For something as grave as sovereignty—deciding taxes, judges, crime policy, schools, and the future of the state—citizenship is treated largely as an attestation.

But if a small business wants to qualify as LGBTQ+ owned under California’s utility supplier-diversity system, Sacramento suddenly discovers verification.

The applicant must prove the company is majority-owned and controlled by an LGBTQ+ person. How? Marriage or domestic-partnership records. Health insurance paperwork. Joint living arrangements. A letter from an LGBTQ+ chamber leader. Media coverage identifying the owner as LGBTQ+. A physician or attorney letter. Or, most absurdly, three personal-reference letters from people who have known the owner for more than a year and can attest to the owner’s LGBTQ+ status.
The Babylon Bee, America's new "Paper of Record" has found just the guy ready to help with this required vetting, with a more personal touch.



The Champion, California, wins this battle of the stupidities yet again. It's a big State - it's not fair! Minnesota, with Tampon Timmah Walz as its representative, surely deserves honorable mention.

With that, we wrap up the Peak Stupidity blogweek. Next week, we'll have at least one more quick Uruguay post, at least one of the two videos of China at the time of their Cultural Revolution, and some timely stupidity that doesn't fail to pop up. Have a happy Sunday Peakers! Thanks for reading and writing in.



* Here's Part 2 of the report on our field trip. There's also much more about the Guidestones one can read about using the Peak Stupidity Roadshow topic key.

Comments:
Adam Smith
Sunday - June 28th 2026 10:48PM MST
PS: Good evening, gentlemen...

𝑈𝑚𝑚𝑚, 𝑛𝑜𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦'𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐾𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖'𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑟𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑎 𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑓, 𝐴𝑑𝑎𝑚. 𝑃𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑦 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑐𝑢𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑝𝑎𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑘 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑.

Yeah. I suppose you're right. Kaposi's sarcoma lesions are not a foolproof method of proving gayness nor one's eligibility to do business with the great state of Californ I A and would be exclusionary towards California's lesbian population. (Kaposi's sarcoma is extremely rare in the L demographic.)

God bless the NGLCC!

https://gemini.google.com/share/8b658f0f3ece?skid=713a9f44-ea36-4fd0-8575-f1f3d1efca55

(Because it's all web portals and ball bearings nowadays...)

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Moderator
Sunday - June 28th 2026 12:16PM MST
PS: Alarmist, that thing makes modern art seem like something from Leonardo da Vinci in comparison. Interesting quip.
Moderator
Sunday - June 28th 2026 12:14PM MST
PS: From the link in your 2nd comment, Adam:

"I'm Certified—Now What?

If you are already certified, continue this investment in your business to creates new avenues of access. Certification is the critical first step in the path of strategic marketing, relationship building, and engagement with corporations.

Make the most of your certification.

Now what? Now you do the BLT-Ging that you do so well.

See, a web portal. What'd I figure?
Moderator
Sunday - June 28th 2026 12:11PM MST
PS: Kaposi's sarcoma lesions? Ummm, nobody's saying the Kaposi's sarcoma lesions are absolute proof, Adam. Probably some more documenting paperwork would be required. However, one couldn't go wrong uploading a few photos of one's Kaposi's sarcoma lesions to the California Gov't Contracting GayOrNot web portal.
The Alarmist
Sunday - June 28th 2026 4:15AM MST
PS

The Guidestones had to go because they made the truth so bloody obvious.

The Obama Monstrosity is modern Art, depicting man’s inhumanity to man. As I often quip, Life imitates art, and Art sh¡ts on life.

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Adam Smith
Saturday - June 27th 2026 8:22PM MST
PS: 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦-𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎𝑛 𝐿𝐺𝐵𝑇𝑄+ 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤?

https://nglcc.org/lgbtbe-certification/certification-criteria-process/

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Adam Smith
Saturday - June 27th 2026 8:20PM MST
PS: Greetings, Achmed...

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑎𝑝𝑝𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦-𝑜𝑤𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑎𝑛 𝐿𝐺𝐵𝑇𝑄+ 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛. 𝐵𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑜𝑤?

Kaposi's sarcoma lesions?

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