Posted On: Thursday - April 16th 2026 12:46PM MST
In Topics: Websites Humor Media Stupidity Female Stupidity
Look, I've got plenty other piece of stupidity to write about here. We've been ragging on the National Enquireresque Gateway Pundit site this week. It's been the subject of half of the four posts so far - - Eric Swalwell, Fang Fang, Katie Porter, and the hot potatoes and Muh Brutality, Violence, and Aggression. This one will bring it up to 60% temporarily.
Additionally, The Gateway Pundit is cluelessly(?) supportive of the Iran War, something Peak Stupidity is strongly against. Perhaps we should find another "go-to" site for political news.
We've considered that, but there are current informative stories worth reading - one will be the subject of a post later today, in fact. For now, though, let's revisit The Swalwell Files. The following headlines are from since only Monday night. I captured the pictures that went along with a third of them. The commentary is mine, of course:
For a welcome change, I don't think Nancy Pelosi was lying there. She and the rest of them don't care what her fellow leftists are up to. What goes on in the Democrat Party, stays in the Democrat Party. Just don't vote wrong or gum up the works.
OMG! He was partying on St. Tropez. Looks like fun. I wish I could have been there, but I'm not a rich handsome US Congressman. (After years and years of thinking some suntan commerical on TV was about "Central Bay", I finally realized one day that this Saint Tropez is a French place. Actually, till now I thought it was a Caribbean Island, but it's on the French Riviera. You can get a lot of sun there, and party down.)
Boy, that was close! Now, I mighta fired 5 times, maybe 6, so the question you gotta ask yourself, lady, is "Do you feel lucky today?" "Escape from his clutches." Who writes this stuff? Oh, there you go, Cullen Linebarger.
Making a Federal case of it.
Indeed she looks worse for the wear and tear, or is it... how long do those kind of drugs last? Just saying...
I know, right? Why doesn't this talk-show host bring back on the guests who've been shamed, expelled, and indicted?
This Gallego fellow is a US Senator (D-AZ). See that "D" there. No, he is fine. You're confused. I see nothink!
A fifth accuser, and it's still SHOCKING? One would think Christiana Laila would be over the shock by this point, after 3 dozen posts about Mr. Swalwell.
Also, for this accuser (I'm not actually clicking on these things), some advice for you: You're running into diminishing returns. Being number 5, you'll not get nearly half this guy's money - wait, can you do math? Then too, everyone's been looking at the cleavage and rear end of the first couple of accusers, and you're not going to get all the attention you seek... maybe try another Congressman...
This is one of GP's regular podcasts. Wayne Allan Root is not one of the usual clueless journalists. We ragged on him separately a couple of years back in the post Wayne Root touts the Bizarro World Sailer Strategy. It doesn't sound as if he's got anything smarter to talk about. TS/WW.
"Suddenly silent"? I wish. You talkin’ to me? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to? You talkin’ to me? Well, I’m the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?"
Well, yeah, I mean chicks really get mad if you make them pay for the room. That'd be a real Third Rate Romance and Low Rent Rendezvous. More French!!
"She kept saying, 'I've never really done this kind of thing before, have you?' (Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous), and he said, 'yes I have, but only a time or two.' (Third rate romance, low rent rendezvous)"
Big Mike can't run. She from New York or Marth's Vineyard or somethin'. You cain't do THAT... can you?
Ohhhh, didn't see THAT coming! You Gateway Pundit, National Enquirer-wannabees are so proud for having broken this SHOCKING, BREAKING, and DEVELOPING story, but you don't understand that you've been played for suckers here. You've been helping the D-Party get their story out so they can get that California Governor election going in the correct democratic direction.
Joe Hoft, brother of GP proprietor Jim Hoft. So, that's how it is in their family. Yeah, I'll just end this here with the two
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Moderator
Thursday - April 16th 2026 1:22PM MST
PS: Haha, Alarmist, I was too concerned about all those poor heartbroken accusers. I must have missed that one story. Swallows-well, yes, that’s that gay-porn video name - he wouldn’t even have to get a screen name.
The Alarmist
Thursday - April 16th 2026 12:57PM MST
PS
Wasn’t one of the Swallows-well scandals that he had no actual home in his district, or am I thinking of one of the other 145 in the same situation?
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Wasn’t one of the Swallows-well scandals that he had no actual home in his district, or am I thinking of one of the other 145 in the same situation?
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