No matter who occupies Congress, you always get the Gang of Eight.


Posted On: Wednesday - April 8th 2026 5:50PM MST
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They’re not far off with “No matter who you vote for, you get John McCain.” Some may recall his take-off on The Beach Boys, “Bomb, bomb Iran”.* That seems to be the case when it comes to waging war on behalf of Israel. Peak Stupidity hopes this whole stupid mistake by an increasingly unhinged Trump will end soon - there won’t be any winners.

When it comes to domestic policy, especially on THE existential issue for America, Trump is no John McCain, aka, Juan McAmnesty by any means. Our southern border has been under control more than since the time of Eisenhower, a serious deportation program is on-going, and many policies (often blocked by Commie judges) have been proposed and implemented to cut down legal immigration.

Peak Stupidity hasn’t yet discussed the story of the SCrOTUS hearing on the Birthright Citizenship , we call it Bug-Out Baby, scam, one of the biggest parts of the Population Replacement Programme, very insidiously, when it comes to numbers.. That’s because it’s not over yet. No, Trump did himself and us no favors by insulting SCroTUS members some months ago for some other decision, but I give him credit for showing up. I give him much more credit for bringing this up in front of the nation. Nobody else before had, and I doubt anyone else was ever going to.

Though Juan McAmnesty is no longer with us, let’s say then, no matter who occupies the Congress, you always get the Gang of Eight.** It’s been a while. The patriotic anti-immigration surge caused in large part by the rise of Donald Trump put the lid on this sort of thing for a long time, but “they’re baaaaack…”, this time in the House.

It’s called the DIGNIDAD Act*** Something regarding an amnesty for dignified Dads, is it, perhaps? That’s what I first guessed, not as if that would change my mind from NO! That was a bad guess. They had the gall to make one of these overreaching acronyms work in Spanish! It’s the Dignity for Immigrants while Guarding our Nation to Ignite and Deliver the American Dream Act. OMG, please, would-be Congressional Laurettes, the stupid acronyms, MIS! That is, Make! It Stop!

Can we just go back to our roots and call this latest amnesty attempt the Salazar-Escobar Bill? Ohhh, I see, yeah, Congresstraitors Maria Elvira Salazar (T FL) and Veronica Escobar (T for TX), not necessarily direct kin to the 1990s witch or the 1990s drug King Pin, respectively, didn’t feel it wise to attach their names to the bill yet.

Famous Elviras, Escobars, and their assets:



Then, there are more traitors in the House:
Among the Republican cosponsors are Reps. Michael Lawler, David Valadao, Dan Newhouse, Mike Kelly, Brian Fitzpatrick, Gabe Evans, Marlin Stutzman, Don Bacon, Young Kim, Mario Díaz-Balart, and others.
Wait, that’s at least 10. I guess Old Kim was not interested, and, also, anyone with accent marks or ANY punctuation still on top of letters of their names should be treated like dual citizens and told to get on one side or the other.
Proponents, including Rep. Salazar, insist the measure is not amnesty.
Oops, they spelled “lied” wrong.
They describe it as a “Dignity Program” that would allow certain illegal aliens who have been in the U.S. for years to earn temporary legal work status after paying restitution, back taxes, and meeting other requirements.
So, it’s an amnesty.
The bill also includes border security provisions such as mandatory E-Verify, physical barriers, technology upgrades, and asylum reforms.
This coming November, it’ll be 40 years since Ronald Reagan got suckered into signing that Simpson-Mazzoli Amnesty Bill. Four years later, G.H.W. Bush signed a bigger excretion. This is what they think of us:



Brandon Gill****, Patriot-TX:
The clearest way for Republicans to tell our voters we viscerally hate them is passing the ‘Dignity Act’ or any other amnesty bill.
Nah, we already knew. Hopefully the few patriots there will make sure this INDIGNITAD bill gets processed En ningun sitio - no, that’s not Latin but just Latino for “nowhere”.




* I’m sure it wasn’t McCain himself who thought to the clever idea, which I’d heard during the time after the Tehran American Embassy hostage crisis. For our younger readers: “Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Barbara Ann” (sounding more like “… Ba-ber Ann”) is the chorus of of the 1965 Beach Boys’ hit song, Barbara Ann. They didn’t write the song either - Fred Fassert wrote it, and it was recorded by The Regents. The Beach Boys did a great job with it, though, on their Beach Boys’ Party album, with excellent harmonies.

** The 8 traitorous Senators: Chuck Schumer, Dick Durbin, Michael Bennet, Bob Menendez, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Jeff Flake, and Marco Rubio. You’ll recognize a few of these names…

*** That links to Gateway Pundit. They’ve been pro-war, unfortunately, but they have stayed solid on immigration.

**** This guy is married to Danielle D'Souza, the daughter of the pundit Dinesh. That’s… interesting. Also, he was born in Clovis, New Mexico in 1994 - I happened to have been there a couple of years later, when Brandon Gill was still a baby!

Comments:
Moderator
Thursday - April 9th 2026 11:49AM MST
PS: I’d forgotten this for a minute: “Jumanji truly has a dizzying intellect.”

Haha, and that part about stealing a wallet was a bit of projection too. Wait, who would do that? Did that happen to you, Miss Jackson Brown? Too bad you weren’t 9 months pregnant at the time… and Japan had the idiotic Bug-Out Baby policy in place.

I am so so, dizzy from reading the opinions of the diverse members of the SCrOTUS. Now THAT would be a great name for a (Grunge?) band - The Diverse Members of the SCrOTUS … my favorite band … Dave Letterman.
Moderator
Thursday - April 9th 2026 11:46AM MST
PS: Alarmist, I gotta say that the only way I enjoy okra is when it’s covered by so much fried batter/trans-fats that I can’t tell there’s a vegetable in there. I’m getting better about broccoli without cheese - my wife won’t make it that way. It’s really not THAT bad.

I’ll check out your Vince Vance & the Valiants video. I am nostalgic for Grunge music only because pop music got even worse after that… with a few exceptions - big Collective Soul fan here, and then there was the Alternative Music that was around during the Grunge time too.
Moderator
Thursday - April 9th 2026 11:37AM MST
PS: Ahaaa, Adam, that's it, that fun libertarian economics show! I DID remember “Kentucky Lobster” associated with that - I think you pasted links in a few years back - but, I figured my memory was wrong.

The Alarmist
Thursday - April 9th 2026 8:44AM MST
PS

Kentucky Lobster doesn’t sound bad.

Mrs. Alarmist (who is a trained French Chef) has a running joke about many of America’s foods being deep fried and covered with cheese, though she does enjoy some of it. You can deep fry lobster, much like clams, and it probably will be fine, as long as you don’t then cover it with cheese.

Yes, I remember the Bomb Iran song from the ‘80s. I believe it was by Vince Vance & the Valiants:

https://youtu.be/zBGPw_LBiRA

Seeing / hearing what passes for American Jurisprudence these days makes me sad for the USA that we lost somewhere early in the ‘90s. I kind of get now how Grunge became a thing.

🕉
Adam Smith
Wednesday - April 8th 2026 10:02PM MST
PS: Good evening, Achmed!

Lobster... Drink Butter. Feel Rich!
https://i.ibb.co/QvTTPRtz/Kentucky-Lobster.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfjsoTT7AXM

I heard about the scrotus hearing Trump's bug out baby case when I heard about Jumanji Jackson saying that if she steals a wallet in Japan she's subject to Japanese law so that's allegiance.

Jumanji truly has a dizzying intellect. ☮️

Moderator
Wednesday - April 8th 2026 7:44PM MST
PS: I’m sorry, Adam, something is funny about “Kentucky Lobster”, but I had to get Artificial Stupidity, duckduckgo’s “Search Assist” to help me:

“The "Kentucky Lobster" meme is a humorous phrase that combines the idea of Kentucky Fried Chicken with lobster, often used to mock or joke about unexpected or absurd food combinations. It plays on the absurdity of associating a high-end seafood dish with a fast-food chain known for fried chicken.”

There are other memes, such as “Live long and lobster”. Nah…

I hope you like the post.
Adam Smith
Wednesday - April 8th 2026 6:06PM MST
PS: No matter who you vote for, you always get Kentucky lobster.

(I'm going to go read your post now.)

Cheers! ☮️

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