Tim Walz's political career has been seriously retarded


Posted On: Wednesday - December 10th 2025 6:53PM MST
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Special needs adults have taken offense to the repeated, emphatic description of Tim Walz's mental capacity being somehow like their own.

"Saying Tim Walz is one of us is insulting and hurtful," said local man Brett Masterson, who has had a significant intellectual disability since birth. "Comparing my cognitive ability to Tim Walz is one of the most painful slurs I've had to endure. The special needs community deserves better than being compared to Walz. This bigotry needs to stop."
Those guys are pretty funny! No wait, it's NOT funny?

Micheal Scott explains yet again how using the word "retard" is bad:



Got it. So it's OK if ctrl-left Minnesota Governor, ex-Presidential candidate Tim Walz's FRIENDS call him seriously retarded. President Trump is not one of his friends, however. He really should apologize. The Babylon Bee continues:
President Trump has issued an official apology for categorizing Tim Walz as a special needs adult. "I deeply, sincerely apologize to the special needs community for comparing you lovely people to Tim Walz," said Trump. "No one deserves to hear that they're like Tim Walz. It was very insulting to you, I'm sorry to have said it. Can you believe I'm apologizing? I never do that, because I'm almost never wrong -- but I was this time. I love special needs people, they're some of my favorite people, nothing like that homo Tim Walz."
Done, and done. The REALLY funny thing is, is that giving that kind of apology is something Trump really would do.

There are a whole lot of public servants in America that should be in jail. That's another post. That people call them public "servants" is yet another post. Public servant Tim Walz is surely one of them, the ones that ought to be in jail. Peak Stupidity gave our latest opinion on this guy a week back in the post Tampon Timmy and the Somalians. The numbers - that is, money stolen from Minnesota and other American taxpayers, have only gone up since then. Our opinion of Tim Walz has not gone up. He's not just a huge corrupt thief, but he's a traitor in addition. He deserves a lot more than just the President's calling him out with a slur.

Yet, with the Regime Media being all in for the ctrl-left, they have turned, or tried to turn, this huge story about treasonous, corrupt Timmah! into one about President Trump's wrongful use of that slur, "seriously retarded". Hah!

There's a background to the use of the word. As with "idiot", "imbecile", "moron". etc., the term "retarded" had a medical or psychological use. Regarding the progression of a child's intellectual growth, "retarded" simply means that a child's intellect has been held back, falling behind the average. I don't know how long one would have to go back in time to hear it being spoken by a teacher, guidance counselor, or principal.

Yes, it HAS become a slur, though not one of the worst of slurs by any means.* It works for me... every time I write it! It's just very fortuitous that we have the Timmah! Timmah! Livin' the lie! line from South Park to go along with Trump's use of the slur "retarded".

If you're this low and you haven't pulled the power out yet...



... "Retard! Retard! Retard!"


It's true. The Airbus 320 series (at least) calls the flying pilot who doesn't pull the throttles to idle by about 20 ft up a retard. It's a (mostly) French-built plane, so the accent is on the 2nd syllable, as in, "re-TARD". I mean what kind of retard wouldn't pull the power back yet?

... oh, oh, wait, all this time, I was surprised pilots would put up with that, but it was just the French-written software voice calling for "re-tarding" of the throttles! Live and learn. It all makes sense now, even more so, in fact, were Tim Walz the flying pilot. He's not a pilot, thank God, but his political career is being retarded.
At publishing time, the homosexual community had demanded that people stop comparing them to Tim Walz.
LOL!!

Final question: Would President Trump be off the hook and his investigations into Timmah and the Somalians' corruption be welcomed had he called Mr. Walz a "Special Needs Governor"?



* My personal opinion is that the slur "jackass" has been sorely underutilized.

Comments:
Adam Smith
Friday - December 12th 2025 4:09PM MST
PS: The Rword, eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=811WqQgeBjM

Happy Friday! ☮️

Moderator
Thursday - December 11th 2025 3:26PM MST
PS: Yes, it's a vibe, generated from his facial expressions and some of his actions I've seen on that campaign. Short bus on a good day... He should be in that special van, with expanded metal dividers and restraints. Cable ties... lots of cable ties.
The Alarmist
Thursday - December 11th 2025 2:56PM MST
PS

Yes, he does give off that “Kid who rides the short-bus” vibe, nietwaar?
SafeNow
Thursday - December 11th 2025 8:04AM MST
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I have been thinking about your “paradigm,” and how you just never know. When John Stewart wrote Daydream Believer (shortly before he left The Kingston Trio), he had no belief it would be a monster hit. Stewart was interviewed about this years later, and acknowledged how wrong he had been. He concluded that: You don’t know a song will be a hit, until..it is a hit. Thinking back to high school, I guess the same principle applies to whether the girl is going to be hot or not. You just don’t know until you are at, let’s say, the drive- in movie, and suddenly you realize that you’ve got a hit on your hands. Or not.
SafeNow
Thursday - December 11th 2025 7:22AM MST
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But, Virginia, they didn't give you quite enough information
Moderator
Thursday - December 11th 2025 6:21AM MST
PS: What actual novel is that from, SafeNow.? We associate names with traits or qualities I think from whom we've met over the years. Often a girl's name will mean "not interested" to me after I guess more than one not-so-hot or not-so-cute girl with the name, but then all it takes is one to change the whole "paradigm".

The apostrophe-laden made-up French sounding names are VERY good guides though!
SafeNow
Thursday - December 11th 2025 12:58AM MST
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“I have broken my leg, and now I cannot bring my crops in. I will contact Tim. Tim will bring my crops in.”

This was from an actual novel, except in the novel, it was not Tim. It was Tom or John or Will or some other name that inspired confidence in the willingness and the competence to do the job. Reliable, solid. Not a flake. “Tim” doesn’t fit this template. (Neither do Linda, LeMonte, one of those newfangled cowboy first names, or Kamala.). I realize this template of mine is harsh and limited, but still, has its uses. And “Tim” fails this test.
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