Posted On: Friday - September 5th 2025 3:11PM MST
In Topics: Humor
ICE was not involved. This mouse is legal.
Chuck E. Cheese, aka, Chuckie Cheese, aka, just some black thief, was arrested in front of his kid customers in Tallahassee. To clear something up, this doesn't make Chuck E. Cheese a "Florida Man" per se. That terminology applies to often drunk or high (or both) White rednecks, who are getting fewer and farther between in the Sunshine State. They might be thieves too, but whatever they do is done in an unusual, wild, fun manner such as the digging up of Bai Dien campaign signs with a front loader or attempting to shoot down Wal-Mart drones with 9 mm pistols.. This Chuck E. Cheese is no Florida Man. Too bad.
In the video below one can see that Mr. Cheese here was arrested for the theft of a credit card. As usual "I didn't do it!", using it to spend money, that is... no, he just had the stolen card on him... for some reason. This is small-time stuff. Why doesn't The Law go after the Big Cheeses in Irving, Texas who've been minting their own coinage for years!
They would't let ME mint my own currency like that! Plus, the skeeball game is rigged. The ball never lands in the middle!
Note too, that they didn't like it when George Floyd spent bogus currency. Speaking of George Floyd, just save or remember this video, in case, in a few weeks, all we'll see is bodycam footage of Chuck E. down on the ground with cops kneeling on his ears and his tail. "I can't breathe!", he will be seen squeaking. We'll be told the cops' story was full of holes, and it will be dubbed a case of mouse entrapment.
Peak Stupidity has no love for the whole Cheesy Texas-based operation. In one of our very early posts, we compared Chuck E. Cheese vs. the US Feral Government. On the question of who's easier to reach on the phone, the Feral Government won! One has to wade through a lot of corporate bureaucratic cheddar to arrange a birthday party at the local place. Never again.
These mice, the Chuck E. Cheese one, and the Disney one, are cultural icons we'd be glad to be rid of, so book 'em,
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Moderator
Saturday - September 6th 2025 7:47AM MST
PS: My heart goes out to that poor Congolese not-so-expert scooter rider... NOT. He's no Jason Bourne, I tells ya', probably couldn't ride down 2 flights of concrete steps.
"Propert belongs to the community, not to specific people, you colonizing bastards." Perhaps he assumed it was one of those Lime thingies, and you know how lots of the Congolese are "unbanked". Yeah, he's unbanked at this point.
I will have to look up Gene, Gene, but I do remember The Gong Show.
Perhaps a black mouse joke of some sort was in order for this post. I can always add it.
"Propert belongs to the community, not to specific people, you colonizing bastards." Perhaps he assumed it was one of those Lime thingies, and you know how lots of the Congolese are "unbanked". Yeah, he's unbanked at this point.
I will have to look up Gene, Gene, but I do remember The Gong Show.
Perhaps a black mouse joke of some sort was in order for this post. I can always add it.
Moderator
Saturday - September 6th 2025 7:44AM MST
PS: Good morning, SafeNow. My Dad, of course, noticed this corporatism before me, but possibly his influence had me noticing it sooner than I would have. He use to even say - I think in jest - that the steak houses (remember them? Everywhere.) would spray this great steak smell around the area, haha.
To me, I see Apple-Chili- Tuesday-Fridays as one and the same. It's supposed to look like down-home American, and I suppose that some of the place do have regulars, so it might be good in that way. Last time I went to one, I was shocked, and not in a Captain Renault manner, at the prices!
Yes, Death to big mouse. I can't stand they hypocrite Bernie Sanders, but I would like to hear someone like him say that.
To me, I see Apple-Chili- Tuesday-Fridays as one and the same. It's supposed to look like down-home American, and I suppose that some of the place do have regulars, so it might be good in that way. Last time I went to one, I was shocked, and not in a Captain Renault manner, at the prices!
Yes, Death to big mouse. I can't stand they hypocrite Bernie Sanders, but I would like to hear someone like him say that.
The Alarmist
Saturday - September 6th 2025 4:31AM MST
PS
Our friends in Switzerland have had a few evenings of vibrancy after a “Swiss” youth citizen of Congolese extraction tried to outrun police on a scooter they alleged was stolen, alas killing himself by running it into a wall. His “Swiss Citizen” parents, from Congo, tell us he was a nice kid, a budding musician, who himself would never steal a scooter, so they have no idea how it came to be in his possession.
As Alizée sang in Moi Lolita way back when, “C’est pas ma faute!.”
It’s an African thing. Propert belongs to the community, not to specific people, you colonizing bastards.
Why does a black man named Chuck E Cheese make me think of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine from the old Gong Show?
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Our friends in Switzerland have had a few evenings of vibrancy after a “Swiss” youth citizen of Congolese extraction tried to outrun police on a scooter they alleged was stolen, alas killing himself by running it into a wall. His “Swiss Citizen” parents, from Congo, tell us he was a nice kid, a budding musician, who himself would never steal a scooter, so they have no idea how it came to be in his possession.
As Alizée sang in Moi Lolita way back when, “C’est pas ma faute!.”
It’s an African thing. Propert belongs to the community, not to specific people, you colonizing bastards.
Why does a black man named Chuck E Cheese make me think of Gene Gene the Dancing Machine from the old Gong Show?
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SafeNow
Saturday - September 6th 2025 1:56AM MST
PS
Thank you for this perfect metaphor for the nastiness that lies behind the phony facade that corporate, conglomerate America has foisted upon us. All that matters now is the shareholder; saving costs; the bottom line. Almost everywhere, the culture has moved away from what was genuine and honest and nice. Ah, the family-owned business! If …if…one has the resources and circumstances, it is still possible to significantly escape to an enclave of old-time America. And try to slam the door on The Mouse. But The Mouse will still often, and maddeningly, intrude. Increasingly. And one’s young people will crave The Mouse. And The Team will Reach Out to you. This is moving in one direction, and fast.
Thank you for this perfect metaphor for the nastiness that lies behind the phony facade that corporate, conglomerate America has foisted upon us. All that matters now is the shareholder; saving costs; the bottom line. Almost everywhere, the culture has moved away from what was genuine and honest and nice. Ah, the family-owned business! If …if…one has the resources and circumstances, it is still possible to significantly escape to an enclave of old-time America. And try to slam the door on The Mouse. But The Mouse will still often, and maddeningly, intrude. Increasingly. And one’s young people will crave The Mouse. And The Team will Reach Out to you. This is moving in one direction, and fast.
Go with the Devil Mouse.