Posted On: Saturday - August 23rd 2025 4:20PM MST
In Topics: Humor Female Stupidity
NOTE: Title corrected after our receipt of a nasty voicemail from William Safire.
Cops have bodycams now. Though often "so tiresome", some of the footage taken can be really entertaining. Why do we enjoy these clips of those drunk and disorderly government officials and public figures getting arrested? Think about it. I wouldn't have watched this one were it Chris Christie getting arrested... or even William Safire.
You're gonna wanna' watch this. You're gonna watch because the drunk and disorderly ones are decked out women in slinky dresses. In this one, from the New York Post article RI prosecutor threatens cops to shut off body cameras while being arrested for alleged trespassing: ‘You’re going to regret it’, we can see the teaser of Rhode Island Special Assistant Attorney General Devon Flanagan in her pink dress, kind of unkempt.
Wait, is she really Assistant Attorney General or Assistant TO the Attorney General? There's a big difference:
So, yeah, most views of these clips of Attorneys General Gone Wild! and such are from we men who expect, with all the jostling around and drunkenness, there are pretty good odds there will be wardrobe malfunctions. "Wardrobe malfunctions" are the stuff of clickbait videos that have suckered even me once ... or a coupla' dozen times.
The Assistant (to the?) Attorney General's* friend Veronica Hannan is much feistier in this footage, so yeah... it wouldn't be anything worth watching without her previous consumption of all the wines cooler and Pinas Collada, would it?
Whether you care for all that or not, I ask the reader to at least skip to 05:20 in, when Miss Hannan, the one in the silky lemon yellow dress, is escorted into the unit, that is, the cop car. 5 years back, within a week or less after the reprobate George Floyd overdosed - you may have heard about that - there were lots of videos on youtube that I couldn't find again later.** One was cop bodycam footage of the attempt to force Mr. Floyd into the back of the cop car. (This was quite a while before Derek Chauvin had him pinned down on the ground.) He also had his legs stretched out to prevent the door being shut. Let me tell you, if you notice here that it was a quite a struggle to put 100 lb Veronica Hannan into the back of a cop car, imagine how it went with 6 footer, over 200 lb, drugged-up George Floyd! Worse, imagine Chris Christie, even if he weren't resisting!
OK, here's the video you've been wanting to watch:
Well, there's another blog week for ya'. Peak Stupidity WILL get to those estimates on illegal alien labor savings as a proportion of prices for goods and services. There's other stuff we've been meaning to write about too. Have a happy Sunday!
* I know that ain't right. We're gonna hear from Mr. Safire again, I just know it!
** They didn't even appear in the hour and 42 min. long movie The Fall of Minneapolis.
Comments:
Moderator
Monday - August 25th 2025 4:50PM MST
PS: Wood shampoo. I hadn't heard that one in a long time. Maybe to the butt a couple of times, lightly.
Possumman
Monday - August 25th 2025 4:30PM MST
PS. A wood shampoo would have made loading her in the car much easier! Sometimes the old ways work best!
Moderator
Monday - August 25th 2025 6:41AM MST
PS: Yes, a strip search would have been appropriate. Do a few of these on some of the slinkier dressed in-shape White Attorneys General - hell, they don't even have to be A/Gs - then sell your videos for big bucks before the department can do anything. Retire early - move to Florida earlier, hang out with Alarmist and friends during his visits.
Vote in more property taxes for the schools and the thin Blue Line and complain about the (few remaining) Southern rednecks.
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Vote in more property taxes for the schools and the thin Blue Line and complain about the (few remaining) Southern rednecks.
NOT an instruction manual.
The Alarmist
Sunday - August 24th 2025 1:50PM MST
PS
So, no tazing, knees on the neck ... heck, not even a strip search. What kind of cops are those?
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So, no tazing, knees on the neck ... heck, not even a strip search. What kind of cops are those?
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