Posted On: Wednesday - July 30th 2025 8:17PM MST
In Topics: TV, aka Gov't Media Political Correctness Trump Media Stupidity Race/Genetics alt-right/MAGA ctrl-left Female Stupidity Big-Biz Stupidity Bread and Circuses
You know, like Sweeney Todd. Yeah, that's my best effort for the title today, based on a famous play that I will never watch because it's a musical. You either play music or you tell a story, not both, kind of like how you either walk or you chew gum, no ... wait.
... wait, there's a post all up in here. I assume the now famous ad campaign with Miss Sidney Sweeney (from Spokane, Washington) involves quite a few commercials. I've just seen 2 of them so far. I thought it was the 15 second one in which she had her fly open for a while - well, I mean, I'm a NOTICER too! - that has caused a controversy, but it's the campaign in general. No, it's not about her zipping up of her fly - 40 years ago, THAT'd have been the controversy.
As a matter of fact, there WAS a slight controversy years ago when a young* Brooke Shields appeared in an ad campaign 45 years ago noting that "nothing comes between me and my ...". What the heck jeans were they? See, I could remember that young lady and the thing about nothing in between her .... but, where was I, oh, advertisements really don't work to sell me stuff. Ask me what that cute British lizard and that ostrich in the youtube ads are selling. OK, yeah car insurance, but none of it gets me on the phone. The Brooke Shields ads were pretty racy in 1980, lying in a sexy position and saying "Nothing comes between me and my ... " dammit, oh, "Dung-oh-rees." No, that's not... "Nothing comes between me and my Kit Kat bar"?
OK, some background is due here. Only the audio, not the imagery there, is from the show The Office, which is, from all I've seen, the funniest show that's ever been on TV. I've got a bunch of China-burned/ripped DVDs to prove it. When discussion peppy clever ads, Andy Barnard there had a Brandon moment, and Jim, the instigator got everyone else in the office to refrain from helping him out with the end of the jingle.
OK, not Fancy Feast or Kit Kat bar, but Calvin Klines, that's it! Blue jeans. OK, that's great, but I'll just keep getting Levis because their numbering system is simple and immutable. Here's one of the Brooke Shield's commercials:
That one really makes no sense. Why is she whistling Oh my Darling, Clementine again?
That was then. The controversy now is over these commercials featuring some hot White girl in blue jeans talking about the good genes that formed her hot body (and pretty face too). For the last few years, you DID NOT feature hot girls with nice rear ends in blue jeans commercials to begin with.
We've been through the beginnings of a Cultural Revolution here. Ask the Chinese people that are over 60 years old - Cultural Revolutions are not the good time the Chairmen make them out to be! Humiliating and confusing people by forcing them to act like 2 + 2 = 5, or say, as another example, making corporate America act as if fat-ass black chicks are who American ad viewers would like to see in blue jeans commercials, is an important part of a Cultural Revolution.
How have the Sweeney ad makers been able to get away with this? Has the whole Woke programme just been a fad? Peak Stupidity begs to differ. We maintain that the election of Donald Trump is the reason wokeness is being smashed (for now) and the Cultural Revolution halted. Here's a bit from that post:
Though he never used the word "fad", I got the feeling that Mr. Sailer, when he fairly recently wrote a few times that The Woke was fading out, thought of it that way. Sorry to bring up an oldey, but, well it's not like the Pet Rock or (even further back) the Hula Hoop. People got sick of these things on their own. The former was just silly with no visible benefit, but at least the silliness of either of these did not harm anyone else. Nobody needed for these fads to end - they just did. That's how fads work.Yes, Trump. Imagine not just the worst case of Kameltoe and the ctrl-left in power, but even with a BushDoleMcCainRomneyChristie in there, I don't think Wokeness would be on the retreat. Trump does have the guts to say no.
Now, I believe the reason why Mr. Sailer thinks of The Woke as something that's going away simply because it's SO stupid is two-fold:
1) He does not think there is any Deep State** or Globalist elite conspirators or just evil people that want this stuff to continue and even expand.
2) As we'll discuss, crediting Donald Trump for anything is not a Steve Sailer thing. We all know that Trump is an egotistical boor, maybe someone you might call "low brow", but I don't hold this against him as much as I believe Mr. Sailer does.
That all said, Mr. Sailer HAS credited Trump, I think...
Now, you say, what does a private company's ad campaign have to do with who runs the Feral Government? The answer is that Big Biz is in bed with Big Gov. Sure, money may not flow directly from some Bureau to this ad company. However, if you're the marketing manager, and you imagine a rogue pro-White ad campaign like this, just the general atmosphere emanating from the Government and Business elites will have you flushing that idea out of your head pronto. If there were to be some kind of mass media protests or even a legal battle - I don't know HOW, but they'll do it - your head will roll first. No, better go along with the Cultural Revolution.
Not anymore. Trump has put the kibosh on the whole thing. His big mouth is good for something! (He has taken the steps he can all over FedGov too.) Someone actually DID this. The beginning has a full (15 second) ad.
The campaign is Sydney Sweeney has great jeans. From the 1st commercial I saw, the "problem" for the ctrl-left is that, as stated above, Miss Sweeney is an in-shape pretty and hot White girl. That's not all though. The 2nd one I saw, shown above, has her stating words to the effect that she can fit nicely into those jeans with a body that comes from having good genes. That's clever, first of all, but it's VERY daring for these times. It's a solid kick in the ass of the Cult-Revolutionists with their dictate that beauty is relative, and any fat-ass non-White slob should be considered just as hot in those jeans, and you'd better agree. Come to think of it, as they say they will boycott these blue jeans, I don't know how that would matter - they wouldn't have been buying these anyway, as they couldn't fit into them!
This ad is in your face with the concept that genes matter. That's what REALLY has the ctrl-left in an uproar. You aren't supposed to be allowed to say that! You better believe that the ctrl-left is up in arms about this. This stuff is right in their face. They're used to it only being the other way around. It's gonna be lit, as the kids say.
I'd love to support our side here**, but I don't have a rear end like that (as I shouldn't!), and my wife doesn't generally wear jeans. Then too, commercials don't really work well in their purported purpose to sell things. Let's see what are they, not Calvin Clines, not Kit Kat jeans (though I kinda like that for a brand), oh, GOT IT! "I have good genes, and if you do too, you'll fit nicely in my Fancy Feast jeans." "Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that...
Though intended to throw a very solid blow to the heads of the ctrl-left, after all that about not remembering WTH they're selling, this move may very well result in lots of sales. Some may even be to alt-righters that couldn't fit in these things with a crowbar. I'd like to see big sales, as a counterpoint to Bud Lite Dylan. We've done our part with this post. Imagine if this becomes a serious turning point in the defeat of the Cultural Revolution - all based on blue jeans ads. That's kind of American though, after all.
OK, wait, we can't do this post without one musical oldie that fits with it just as well as those Kit Kat Bar™ jeans fit Brooke Shields and those Fancy Feast™ jeans fit Sidney Sweeney. Peak Stupidity has featured this one before, in our post Down with Yoga Pants! It's Englishman David Dundas with Jeans On from back in 1976 before the Wokeness and even before Brooke Shields, almost half a century ago. Great tune!
One question for our readers. How does the CC (Closed Captioning) handle this jeans versus genes? Of course, we humans understand the double meaning - that's the point of the ads and the point of the controversy. But how does the software that CC uses handle it? Imagine a sign-language-for-the-deaf interpreter doing this too. Sign language doesn't do homophones, as the "phone" part is what deaf people are missing. I guess the depends on whether the CC software was programmed by someone of the ctrl-left or the alt-right.
PS: Ahhhh, American Eagle, that's the brand, just for the record here, i.e. so we don't get sued. Don't sue us, Sydney Sweeney - WE! OWN! NOTHING! Come to think of it, I wouldn't mind that much if she "sued" the pants off me. Seriously though, I would NOT have remembered the brand if I hadn't been trying to find that one ad.
* ... VERY young, BTW, at 15 y/o, as young as the Epstein, errr, "staff".
** I could buy stock... but I don't buy stock, in ANYTHING. That's just my not-so-great genes talking.
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Moderator
Thursday - July 31st 2025 6:04PM MST
PS: That Mel McDaniel song does go pretty far back, Alarmist. 1984, wow.
The Alarmist
Thursday - July 31st 2025 2:33PM MST
PS
Hmmm ... I would have gone country...
Mel McDaniel’s Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans on ... Lord have mercy!
https://youtu.be/-Kl3PbNXDCY
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Hmmm ... I would have gone country...
Mel McDaniel’s Baby’s Got Her Blue Jeans on ... Lord have mercy!
https://youtu.be/-Kl3PbNXDCY
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Moderator
Thursday - July 31st 2025 9:44AM MST
PS: "This is a very big company …they probably know what they are doing." Sure, they do, ask Dylan Mulvaney, well, the marketing lady behind him. I think they find other things more important than selling the most shoes that they can, SafeNow.
Thank you for going elsewhere. People are generally to lazy to make an effort.
Thank you for going elsewhere. People are generally to lazy to make an effort.
Moderator
Thursday - July 31st 2025 9:41AM MST
PS: That was odd - we hit submit within the same rounded minute, SafeNow. It's not like the comment section is THAT busy.
Yes, Zappos has an agenda to sell along with the shoes. Not a White guy appears on the whole page with the exception of (possible) the kids section with no faces visible. Thankfully, I don't do shoe shopping. When it comes to sneakers, if it wasn't for the glue failing at some set time, I'd have enough on hand for the rest of my life. (Tried that for a while...)
The company has and 800 and an 833 - both toll-free - phone numbers, and they must be in the US based on wording about not shipping outside the US. Companies now don't want you know where they are. (Too many eggings?)
Yes, Zappos has an agenda to sell along with the shoes. Not a White guy appears on the whole page with the exception of (possible) the kids section with no faces visible. Thankfully, I don't do shoe shopping. When it comes to sneakers, if it wasn't for the glue failing at some set time, I'd have enough on hand for the rest of my life. (Tried that for a while...)
The company has and 800 and an 833 - both toll-free - phone numbers, and they must be in the US based on wording about not shipping outside the US. Companies now don't want you know where they are. (Too many eggings?)
Moderator
Thursday - July 31st 2025 9:34AM MST
PS: I'll have to wait until I crank up my windows computer to see your file, Adam. Apple doesn't seem to want me to open it up.
Good morning!
Good morning!
SafeNow
Thursday - July 31st 2025 9:34AM MST
PS
Check out Zappos.com to see gene dilution on display, right on the home page.
Apparently the marketing dept determined this will sell shoes. This is a very big company …they probably know what they are doing. Well, that’s scary. I will buy the shoes elsewhere.
Check out Zappos.com to see gene dilution on display, right on the home page.
Apparently the marketing dept determined this will sell shoes. This is a very big company …they probably know what they are doing. Well, that’s scary. I will buy the shoes elsewhere.
Adam Smith
Wednesday - July 30th 2025 9:14PM MST
PS: Good evening, Achmed!
https://files.catbox.moe/kme8n4.webm
Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans. ☮️
https://files.catbox.moe/kme8n4.webm
Sydney Sweeney Has Great Jeans. ☮️