Sharp Aldi's Employees on the look-out


Posted On: Wednesday - February 19th 2025 11:54AM MST
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If you ever see a black thug passing off some of these bills, first thing you do, let him overdose on fentanyl all on his own.



Yeah, but it was a White guy this time, one Richard Seeger, who was reported by ZeroHedge to have been passing 2 Dollar bills off at the Monticello, New York Aldi. Monticello is a village of 7,000 people in the Catskill "mountains" region (western portion of the southern part of "Upstate" New York. Yep, they've got an Aldi - Aldi is big now.

Mr. Steger is, or was, a regular there, but 2 cashiers dismissed his phony baloney money as obviously fake. I mean, come on! Personally, if I were to make up a new denomination of US currency, I'd print up $200 bills and put Harriet Tubwoman on the face. ("Yeah, you know, they finally, at long last, pushed this thing through. She build the Transcontinental Railway, you know, pounded in that last golden spike, she did!")

Whoever heard of 2 dollar bills, supposedly with Thomas Jefferson on the front and John Trumbull's famous painting of the signing of the Declaration of Independence on the back? The 2 young cashiers, per ZeroHedge, were onto this counterfeiting scheme right away:
The cashier claimed the phrase "THIS NOTE IS LEGAL TENDER FOR ALL DEBTS, PUBLIC AND PRIVATE" indicated a fake, a clear misunderstanding of its meaning (debatable, we know).
Who writes that on the money?! I never ... These young people could have used the method I often explain to people to help detect counterfeit 1's. "Fold the bill thusly. OK, what do you see in between?" "An eye." [of George Washington] "OK. If you see an asshole there instead, it's counterfeit."

More on this anecdote from ZH:
He then handed the bills to a female coworker. The woman asked if the young man had checked the bills with a counterfeit marker.

Steger wrote: “He whispered ‘no, they’re fake.’ So, without even checking them, she rudely and arrogantly told me, ‘We’re not accepting them!’”
OK, Zoomers!
Aldi did not respond to The Post’s request for comment.
They never do. That is, especially when it's THAT embarrassing.

My friend likes these twos and spends them widely. I think I'll try to get some at the bank and have some fun. Back in the late '90s, I had a pack of Clinton 3-Dollar bills. Hilarity ensued.

Comments:
The Alarmist
Thursday - February 20th 2025 1:54PM MST
PS

Must be the lines for the cheap seats. When I go through the priority line at Heathrow, I usually get actual Brits 🤔

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SafeNow
Thursday - February 20th 2025 7:39AM MST
PS
This episode ia metaphor that reminds us of the extent to which the old culture is now gone. We cannot assume that a young person has heard of…of…well, you name it. A few years ago, War Street Journal then-regular columnist wrote
“…the poet T.S. Eliot.” And he was writing for a WSJ audience.
Moderator
Thursday - February 20th 2025 7:07AM MST
PS: "I wonder how they treat Kruggerrands. At some point I’ll need to flee the EUSSR." You can take your chances and not say a word.

I'm not sure about the Euro versions of the TSA. In London, the whole crowd were foreigners. Personally, I'd rather not pass any gold through a line run by the "Asians", as they DO know the value of that stuff. With some of the Americans, you'd likely get away with "It's just some collection I want to bring with me. Don't worry about it..." That's not that this stuff is any of those people's business - are they worried you'll throw Kruggerands at the flight attendants and take over the plane? - but it's not 1950s America anymore...
Moderator
Thursday - February 20th 2025 7:03AM MST
PS: I also hadn't known that the Kennedy half dollars had ANY silver in them. I see that the '64s were 90% but were hoarded from the get-go, and that, besides a few specials, only '65 to '70 Kennedy 50 cent pieces have that 40% silver.

The actual weight of silver contained in them goes along with the linear silver-wt/face-value of the rest of the silver coins, the dimes, quarters, and dollars. (These coins are known as "junk silver", but they are anything but junk.) So, the Kennedy 1/2 dollars have 0.37 tr-oz of silver. Today, that get one 12 of those green piece of paper with George Washington on them plus 2 of those pot-metal things still called dimes. i.e. Silver is right at $33/oz last I checked.
The Alarmist
Thursday - February 20th 2025 4:03AM MST
PS

I’m occasionally asked at the immigration/customs line how much cash I’m bringing with me, and the line that shuts the questioning down immediately is “Less than ten thousand dollars.”

I wonder how they treat Kruggerrands. At some point I’ll need to flee the EUSSR.

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J1234
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 3:56PM MST
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"I meant pre-1965, hence, silver, dimes, of course. These things are 90% silver"

Constitutional silver is good to own, but just for fun I also have a role of 40% Kennedy half dollars, which I didn't know were a thing until recently. They aren't popular, even among silver bugs, so you don't see them around much, but if 90% ever gets the kind of premiums tacked on it that bullion and Eagles have, 40% might become a desirable option. As of right now, I don't think 40% has any premium above its sliver melt value. 90% was real low priced too, but that might be changing (I don't follow this stuff very closely.)

Jim
Adam Smith
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 3:41PM MST
PS: Good evening, Achmed,

Maybe the TSA should hire former Aldi's employees.(?)
They wouldn't even know what those silly little coins are.

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Moderator
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 3:37PM MST
PS: I believe you, Adam. There's a good side to this, though. If you go through customs at an airport, those 50 oz of gold you may be trying to take down to Guyana are officially worth only $2500. If it says (as I recall) that one must declare any money over $10,000, you don't have to.

That does not mean that you will get all 50 US Gold Eagles out on the other side of the TSA disassembly line. Caveat Emptor!! "To the bug-outer beware!"
Adam Smith
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 3:24PM MST
PS: Good evening, gentlemen,
https://i.ibb.co/HfqwsqdK/Three-Dollar-Note.jpg

When using coins as legal tender the face value is what determines their value. Don't believe me? Take a $50 gold eagle down to the IRS office and offer to pay taxes with it. They will accept it, because they have to, legal tender and all that. But they will not let you discharge $3000 worth of tax obligation with it.

Cheers! ☮️

Moderator
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 2:09PM MST
PS: I meant pre-1965, hence, silver, dimes, of course. These things are 90% silver. "How do I know that?" "Search it up, dude." "What's silver worth?" "Search it up."

By then the manager has come up to tell the cashier to quit dicking around. They don't waste ANY time at Aldi. One cashier told me that they did get paid pretty good for working that hard. He didn't say how much though.
Moderator
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 2:07PM MST
PS: Yes, the Stanley Brothers! I like the bluegrass, Jim, so thanks for that one - I had not known the song before.

"The Aldi cashiers weren’t entirely wrong: All fiat is fake." What I was considering putting in this post, Alarmist, is speculation on how these cashiers would have treated the guy trying to pay for groceries with silver. "Hey, these dimes are worth $2.30 a piece. You'll come out way ahead if I give you a roll of them for these 100 fiat dollars in groceries." "Save it, Boomer! We're not THAT stupid!"

The Alarmist
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 1:28PM MST
PS

The Aldi cashiers weren’t entirely wrong: All fiat is fake.
J1234
Wednesday - February 19th 2025 12:41PM MST
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I can't hear about two dollar bills and not think of one of my favorite songs from my (strangely esoteric) youth. (Esoteric where I grew up. Maybe not so much in the Appalachian mountains.) The song seemed to indicate that two dollar bills were once fairly common in the early 20th century, though I don't know if that's true or not.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxoOEdfcehc






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