Posted On: Tuesday - July 2nd 2024 6:26PM MST
In Topics: Music Humor Kung Flu Stupidity
We're running a little behind here. That is, I'll think of funny and/or appropriate things to say often 2 years after the perfect time. This was the case with our I am Monk! No, I am Monk! post 2 years after its time of peak memeity, and then we were about a year late in using the We're Not Gonna Take It! songs (Twisted Sister and, going back another 15 years, The Who - much better tune and sound) for our anti-jab posts.
Same here, but since we had the Huey Lewis & the News song parody in this post on Saturday, we've already got lyrics in mind. Just in time for the newest Bird Flu and word from The WHO, it's I Want a New Jab:
I want a new jab,
one that won't make me itch,
one that won't make me drop stone dead,
on the soccer pitch.
I want a new jab,
for the new Bird Flu,
one that won't make me lose my job
and spend a year in the loo.
I want a new jab,
no more are enn emm ayy.
no 2 foot clots in my arteries,
Don't care what old Fauci say.
One that won't make me sterile,
wondering what to do,
one that won't make me feel like
I've been lied to by The WHO, oh-oh, lied to by The WHO...
I won't embed I Want a New Drug here again. How about this one, Heart and Soul, another nice mid-1980s hit from the same album, Sports, by Huey Lewis and the News? I like it.
Comments:
Adam Smith
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 1:16PM MST
PS: Good evening to you, Mr. Alarmist!
Yes. That is what I mean, more or less. Of course, I don't mind allowing for some creative license, but anything along those lines would suffice.
Euthanized is just a polite way to say it.
The rest of your comment is yet another reminder of why we, when faced with a situation like the this, would do well to ask ourselves...
What would The Alarmist do?
Many thanks!
(and) Cheers to the rest of your evening! ☮️
Yes. That is what I mean, more or less. Of course, I don't mind allowing for some creative license, but anything along those lines would suffice.
Euthanized is just a polite way to say it.
The rest of your comment is yet another reminder of why we, when faced with a situation like the this, would do well to ask ourselves...
What would The Alarmist do?
Many thanks!
(and) Cheers to the rest of your evening! ☮️
The Alarmist
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 12:16PM MST
PS
Evening, Mr. Smith. If by “euthanized” you mean hanged, drawn, and quartered, then I whole-heartedly agree.
The only reason the criminal elite continue to torment the common folk is that none of the criminal elite were dancing below lampposts two years ago.
Evening, Mr. Smith. If by “euthanized” you mean hanged, drawn, and quartered, then I whole-heartedly agree.
The only reason the criminal elite continue to torment the common folk is that none of the criminal elite were dancing below lampposts two years ago.
Adam Smith
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 11:45AM MST
PS: *** Breaking News! ***
US Nurses Preparing For Deadly Bird Flu Pandemic By Practicing Their TikTok Dances While Wearing Hazmat Suits...
https://i.ibb.co/WF1DmkL/Tiktok-Nurses.jpg
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🎶 Happy to be stuck with you. 🎶 would make a good MediaBear style vaxx parody song. I'm a little surprised Pfizer or Moderna haven't used it in a vaxx commercial.
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From the McCullough article...
Serial passage is considered gain-of-function research as it mimics a natural zoonotic jump in an accelerated fashion, leading to enhanced transmissibility among different species. This method has a history of artificially introducing novel pathogens into the wild.
As usual, Achmed, You and I are in agreement. There is no beneficial use for this "technology" as it can get out of hand really quickly. In a sane world anyone caught enhancing the transmissibility of pathogens and introducing them into the wild via mallards would be euthanized. (Not only to rid the world of their evil genes but also as a warning to others.)
I feel the same way about people breeding and releasing mosquitoes into the environment.
Interesting times... ☮️
US Nurses Preparing For Deadly Bird Flu Pandemic By Practicing Their TikTok Dances While Wearing Hazmat Suits...
https://i.ibb.co/WF1DmkL/Tiktok-Nurses.jpg
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🎶 Happy to be stuck with you. 🎶 would make a good MediaBear style vaxx parody song. I'm a little surprised Pfizer or Moderna haven't used it in a vaxx commercial.
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From the McCullough article...
Serial passage is considered gain-of-function research as it mimics a natural zoonotic jump in an accelerated fashion, leading to enhanced transmissibility among different species. This method has a history of artificially introducing novel pathogens into the wild.
As usual, Achmed, You and I are in agreement. There is no beneficial use for this "technology" as it can get out of hand really quickly. In a sane world anyone caught enhancing the transmissibility of pathogens and introducing them into the wild via mallards would be euthanized. (Not only to rid the world of their evil genes but also as a warning to others.)
I feel the same way about people breeding and releasing mosquitoes into the environment.
Interesting times... ☮️
Moderator
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 5:54AM MST
PS: That's a good one too, Alarmist - I think from a different album, or I might have thought of it for this post. It seems like over the years. Huey Lewis and the News did not get replayed over and over like other old hits.
There much be a number of '80s music channels on the Sirius radio thingy, Spotify, and what have you. One use to have to make "mix tapes", in my day. We put some elbow great into it, dammit!
There much be a number of '80s music channels on the Sirius radio thingy, Spotify, and what have you. One use to have to make "mix tapes", in my day. We put some elbow great into it, dammit!
Moderator
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 5:51AM MST
PS: I'm reading Mr. McCullough's article now, Adam. Interesting about the mallards, as I just corresponded with Rex Little in previous comments about mallard ducks, but in the context of a lighter subject. There's a link there to "I Want a New Duck". (Very humorous.
OK, seriously, what is the point of trying to create more deadly viruses other than a bio-weapons. I mean, if they won't occur naturally, then I don't agree with the excuse "we need to make these so we can develop a vaccine to fight them... you know, whenever they come around, or something."
OK, seriously, what is the point of trying to create more deadly viruses other than a bio-weapons. I mean, if they won't occur naturally, then I don't agree with the excuse "we need to make these so we can develop a vaccine to fight them... you know, whenever they come around, or something."
The Alarmist
Wednesday - July 3rd 2024 5:30AM MST
PS
Hmmm ... you could have gone with 🎶“Happy to be stuck with you.”🎶
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Hmmm ... you could have gone with 🎶“Happy to be stuck with you.”🎶
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Adam Smith
Tuesday - July 2nd 2024 10:30PM MST
PS: Good evening, Mr. Moderator!
Bird Flu, eh?
https://petermcculloughmd.substack.com/p/usdachina-doing-gain-of-function
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Bird Flu, eh?
https://petermcculloughmd.substack.com/p/usdachina-doing-gain-of-function
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I'm so glad I don't know how to use Tik-tok. You don't know the half of it!