Posted On: Saturday - May 20th 2023 7:21AM MST
In Topics: Humor Kung Flu Stupidity
Not the Babylon Bee, as more people seem obligated to write nowadays. (It used to be "not the Onion".) The story comes from the Washington Post I read this on a site called Just the News: CDC investigates after dozens test positive for COVID following CDC conference.
"CDC is working with the Georgia Department of Health to conduct a rapid epidemiological assessment of confirmed COVID-19 cases that appear to be connected to the 2023 EIS Conference to determine transmission patterns," agency spokesperson Kristen Nordlund said, The Washington Post reported Tuesday.This is the outfit that was supposed to guide Americans to a proper course of action to prevent ourselves from catching the dreaded Kung Flu.
About 35 people have so far tested positive, after the conference in Atlanta last week, which was the first in-person Epidemic Intelligence Service meeting in four years, officials said.
Attendees told the Post that many people at the conference did not wear masks or practice social distancing.Disease Controllers, probe thy selves!
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UPDATED 05/21:] Changed the last sentence. Much better now!
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Comments:
Moderator
Sunday - May 21st 2023 5:09AM MST
PS: Is that when The Onion went native, M? I think I'd already forgotten about the site by that year. No, can't make fun of the light maker!
M
Saturday - May 20th 2023 6:03PM MST
PS
'It used to be "not the Onion".'
...and then Obama was elected and suddenly they couldn't be funny anymore.
'It used to be "not the Onion".'
...and then Obama was elected and suddenly they couldn't be funny anymore.
Moderator
Saturday - May 20th 2023 3:32PM MST
PS: Will even the best they've got at the GoF labs kill very many of us, Ark Builder? If that was the best they had so far ... I mean... Covid-19 germ to Anthony Fauci: "Listen, you fucked up. You trusted us."
Adam, thanks for that link. "I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s totally inappropriate to ask the vaccination status of someone who died suddenly, like so many healthy athletes out there. You don’t need to know that. That’s PRIVATE INFORMATION." Totally inappropriate and NOT OK, OK?! HIPPO Laws, dammit!
BTW, the Canadians just don't care anymore what you come in with... sweet potatoes, a ham sandwich, germs up the wazooo. Apathy, I tell ya'. 6 months ago, they'd have never let me near the place. (I'll have a report on something related...)
Adam, thanks for that link. "I don’t know who needs to hear this but it’s totally inappropriate to ask the vaccination status of someone who died suddenly, like so many healthy athletes out there. You don’t need to know that. That’s PRIVATE INFORMATION." Totally inappropriate and NOT OK, OK?! HIPPO Laws, dammit!
BTW, the Canadians just don't care anymore what you come in with... sweet potatoes, a ham sandwich, germs up the wazooo. Apathy, I tell ya'. 6 months ago, they'd have never let me near the place. (I'll have a report on something related...)
Adam Smith
Saturday - May 20th 2023 10:13AM MST
PS: Good afternoon,
“Attendees told the Post that many people at the conference did not wear masks or practice social distancing.”
As if that would have made a difference.
How many of the 35 coof cases were among the fully vaxxed?
** That's not how it works! You can't ask vaxx status of those who catch the coof or died of suddenly! **
https://i.ibb.co/hRjZ4C5/Died-Of-Suddenly.jpg
https://genesiustimes.com/you-cant-ask-vax-status-of-someone-who-died-suddenly-just-for-people-who-want-a-job-or-to-eat/
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“Attendees told the Post that many people at the conference did not wear masks or practice social distancing.”
As if that would have made a difference.
How many of the 35 coof cases were among the fully vaxxed?
** That's not how it works! You can't ask vaxx status of those who catch the coof or died of suddenly! **
https://i.ibb.co/hRjZ4C5/Died-Of-Suddenly.jpg
https://genesiustimes.com/you-cant-ask-vax-status-of-someone-who-died-suddenly-just-for-people-who-want-a-job-or-to-eat/
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Ark Builders
Saturday - May 20th 2023 7:59AM MST
PS CDC be like all smart n' stuff.
Fraudci fiefdoms are apparatchik enclaves and nothing to do with health.
Two snakes crawling up a pole, oh my!
The snakes of the Global Soviet.
Will the globalists go full retard and release the 100% lethal version from gain-of-function lab?
Naw, they have world conquering delusions because they didn't read the whole thing.
Fraudci fiefdoms are apparatchik enclaves and nothing to do with health.
Two snakes crawling up a pole, oh my!
The snakes of the Global Soviet.
Will the globalists go full retard and release the 100% lethal version from gain-of-function lab?
Naw, they have world conquering delusions because they didn't read the whole thing.
@Adam Smith
Yes, that whole "How dare you ask about their vaccination status? Just go away, you creep." business is funny coming from people who were cool with people being forced to provide their vaccination status to keep their damned job. Those same people would have been cool with the unvaccinated being rounded up and sent to camps or just starving to death. F**k them.
By the way, a recent study from Northwester University indicates that - as we might have surmised - many of those who "died from COVID" actually died of secondary bacterial pneumonia caused by ventilation.
https://off-guardian.org/2023/05/20/dont-let-them-rewrite-history-ventilators-killed-people-and-it-was-no-accident/
https://news.feinberg.northwestern.edu/2023/05/05/secondary-bacterial-pneumonia-drove-many-covid-19-deaths/
I also posted the link over at isteve for the benefit of all the screaming COVID hysterics there, not that they'll ever admit they were wrong.