Posted On: Saturday - December 24th 2016 1:11PM MST
In Topics:   Humor
Somehow, my wife brought up some video she had seen about some pretty poor sanitary practices in India. Once I got to mentioning that I'd just read that something like 1/2 the population of that country still doesn't use toilets, my son got really interested.
After running through a few non-applicable videos on youtube, we finally found one that showed people defecating in a vacant lot (granted, they were kind of organized in a poo-grid of some sort).
Because this boy gets so distracted by anything during meals, I had to get him back on track, to eat his beef. "EAT YOUR MEAT. HOW CAN YOU WATCH PEOPLE POOING IF YOU DON'T EAT YOUR MEAT!!?"
I mean, it's the same meter and everything; it was very serendipitous! If you don't know what I'm talking about, maybe you didn't listen to American radio in 1979. Like I said, skip it.