Posted On: Friday - September 1st 2017 3:48PM MST
In Topics:   Humor  Hildabeast
Listen, we have every right to give this
'Aspiring Pastor' Hillary Goes From Seances And SpiritCooks To Bible Thumping. If this really goes down, someone will find out about fire and brimstone the hard way and the Methodists may be just the folks. Yes, everyone has got their cameras (here too) these days, but first the eclipse and now this - I want to get me a piece of that brimstone for the mantle.
Hillary Clinton wants to preach. That’s what she told Bill Shillady, her longtime pastor, at a recent photo shoot for his new book about the daily devotionals he sent her during the 2016 campaign. Scattered bits of reporting suggest that ministry has always been a secret dream of the two-time presidential candidate: Last fall, the former Newsweek editor Kenneth Woodward revealed that Clinton told him in 1994 that she thought “all the time” about becoming an ordained Methodist minister. She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.” The incident perfectly captures Clinton’s long campaign to modulate—and sometimes obscure—expressions of her faith.”–The AtlanticBecause what better way to make people forget about a massive pay-for-play scheme, raping Haiti, and a bitchy image than God? Zerohedge, I believe, not the Atlantic
While Hillary has apparently been in the closet for decades over her desire to preach, she turned heads in the 90’s when investigative journalist Bob Woodward wrote in his book ‘The Choice,” that Clinton “held imaginary conversations with Eleanor Roosevelt and Mahatma Ghandi as therapeutic release.” When an advisor suggested that she communicate with Jesus Christ, she declined, saying it would be “too personal.”
Now, we at Peak Stupidity mostly read Zerohedge for the comments (that is not to disparage the articles though). It would be fitting to include one, so here is one of the more erudite, less-disparaging remarks made about the Hildabeast:
John_Coltrane Aug 8, 2017 8:17 PMHey, it's all in fun, right, to write out how we really feel, and give publicity, whether good or bad, to our elites, the Hildabeasts, other Klintons, Gores, Soros', Bushes, Merkels, Senate Gigolos and all. However, as our Moms have always said "Yeah, it's all fun and games 'till someone gets elected!"
It boggles the mind that this neurologically damaged lush bitch is still alive. And Soros too for that matter. It does lend credibility to those Satanism charges.
Can you imagine how good you'll feel when she's finally worm food! Save lots of bubbly for that day.